Satire

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MENDACIOUS

MENDACIOUS

Only the truth can set us free

Without the truth there is no liberty

Break the ties of lies...

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Trump Raped Mother Nature

Trump Raped Mother Nature

Yesterday he struck again, this time at innocence personified;

“Global Warming is just a hoax”,...

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Isn’t That Just “Peachy”

Isn’t That Just “Peachy”

The lame duck trembles

For soon he’ll waddle back home

Next trial looming

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OOH RAH!!!

OOH RAH!!!

Three cheers for the GOP Congressmen, who shoved it up your ass;

They told you that their vote...

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Obama Cares…...Trump Doesn’t

Obama Cares…...Trump Doesn’t

Twenty Four million Americans will be uninsured, if this idiot gets his way;

The GOP will cast...

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Fore Play

Fore Play

Our President is worthless, he goes golfing every week;

Leaving the White House at noon on...

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Missing e-mails

Missing e-mails

russia

if you're listening

please tell us when you find

the 30,000 e-mails

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FLIRTY FISHY

FLIRTY FISHY

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I...

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Seditious Verses

Seditious Verses

...a limerick for Larry Ran,
written in response to his limerick, "Russian Roulette"

Poetic...

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TRUMP/RAN

TRUMP/RAN

…for Larry Ran

egos like pimples
once they are close to bursting
need a little...

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Twitter Twitter Little Twit

Twitter Twitter Little Twit

Twitter twitter little twit

How I wonder why you nitwit

Are up above our world so high...

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Beasts

Beasts

mythological creatures set up camp on the beach

munch on fish caught with their claws eating them...

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THE ORIGINAL LOVER BOY

THE ORIGINAL LOVER BOY

Lady don't think twice
You are sweet like sugar and spice
And you are so satisfying
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Mood

Her mood suddenly swung she was seething,

Of course at this time she was bleeding

Aching...

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Sharkstration

Everything was in perfect order

When I jumped from the boat to the water

A shark came in...

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Cat

There once was a cat on our roof,

It sat there all snide and aloof

Dad grabbed his gun...

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Homonym Haiku

Homonym Haiku

variation on a Shakespearean theme

raining makes one mad
for suns like daughters...