Satire

The lame duck trembles

For soon he’ll waddle back home

Next trial looming

...

Three cheers for the GOP Congressmen, who shoved it up your ass;

They told you that their vote...

Twenty Four million Americans will be uninsured, if this idiot gets his way;

The GOP will cast...

Our President is worthless, he goes golfing every week;

Leaving the White House at noon on...

russia

if you're listening

please tell us when you find

the 30,000 e-mails

...

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I...

...a limerick for Larry Ran,
written in response to his limerick, "Russian Roulette"

Poetic...

…for Larry Ran

egos like pimples
once they are close to bursting
need a little...

Twitter twitter little twit

How I wonder why you nitwit

Are up above our world so high...

mythological creatures set up camp on the beach

munch on fish caught with their claws eating them...

There once was a pair of headphones
That wasn’t being used very well
For someone was blaring...

Lady don't think twice
You are sweet like sugar and spice
And you are so satisfying
...

Her mood suddenly swung she was seething,

Of course at this time she was bleeding

Aching...

Everything was in perfect order

When I jumped from the boat to the water

A shark came in...

There once was a cat on our roof,

It sat there all snide and aloof

Dad grabbed his gun...

variation on a Shakespearean theme

raining makes one mad
for suns like daughters...