Satire

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I...

...a limerick for Larry Ran,
written in response to his limerick, "Russian Roulette"

Poetic...

…for Larry Ran

egos like pimples
once they are close to bursting
need a little...

Twitter twitter little twit

How I wonder why you nitwit

Are up above our world so high...

mythological creatures set up camp on the beach

munch on fish caught with their claws eating them...

There once was a pair of headphones
That wasn’t being used very well
For someone was blaring...

Lady don't think twice
You are sweet like sugar and spice
And you are so satisfying
...

Her mood suddenly swung she was seething,

Of course at this time she was bleeding

Aching...

Everything was in perfect order

When I jumped from the boat to the water

A shark came in...

There once was a cat on our roof,

It sat there all snide and aloof

Dad grabbed his gun...

variation on a Shakespearean theme

raining makes one mad
for suns like daughters...

1. Patience

2. Manners

3. Morals

4. Character

5. Class

6. Common...

Curiosity appetites

Cutting teeth

To sample life given

Arrive at the...