School

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It’s not our fault!

It’s not our fault!

It’s not our fault that she died!

I only gave the suggestion
I’m innocent, without a...

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Girls who play with scissors

Girls who play with scissors

Truly a harbinger of doom,
when girls talk in the locker room
amidst the smell of perfume...

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The invisible girl

The invisible girl

It started with her feet, turning white
It gave the girl quite the fright
seeing her toes...

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A Quiet Schoolgirl’s Gory...

A Quiet Schoolgirl’s Gory Fantasies

Sitting at my desk by the window
Wishing I could go out
The gossiping girls reach their...

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The good old days đź’•

The good old days đź’•

As my maturity manifests I wander back in my mind

To the good old days of childhood that my memory...

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Back in 1974 🤣

Back in 1974 🤣

I am stuck in a time warp it is 1974

With my fashionable flares on my legs and mahoosive platform...

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Affects of Bullying

Everyday I would wake up with dread and fear,
Not a day went by without shedding a tear.
You...

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Imaginary Conversations

Imaginary Conversations

'Where did you go when you died grandpa?'
'I went to heaven but they sent me back.'
'Where is...

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COMPLICATED CLASS

Mister Blackwood was the teacher of this complicated class
To remember the names of his pupils was...

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This Is Where You're...

This Is Where You're Going

You are going back to school, learn not to be trite,
at least someone dreamed of winning, others...

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Blue Mountains

School Poems - Part 1

Blue Mountains

The clouds break, sunlight glimmers, through
Revelling the spectacular view
Bare granite...

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Time to go home..

Time to go home..

Miss Atkinson stood at the whiteboard
“What rhymes with sheep ?”
Marcus shoves his arm in...

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SCHOOL PRANKS NOW AND THEN

The school pranks of my day were innocent and fun
No names were called and no harm was ever done...

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BOBBY AND BECKY GO BACK TO...

Bobby can't sit next to Becky in class today
The teachers tell him he must be two metres away...

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Home schooling overnight

Am I doing right?

18/05/2020
Home schooling overnight!

How do they think we can do it,
Become a teacher...