School

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SCHOOL PRANKS NOW AND THEN

The school pranks of my day were innocent and fun
No names were called and no harm was ever done...

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BOBBY AND BECKY GO BACK TO...

Bobby can't sit next to Becky in class today
The teachers tell him he must be two metres away...

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Home schooling overnight

Am I doing right?

18/05/2020
Home schooling overnight!

How do they think we can do it,
Become a teacher...

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Primary school

Primary school

The classroom was always cold,
the walls drowned in notice boards,
the text always bold,...

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SCHOOL CHOICES


Remember the time you spent at school
There was always an idiot who was the fool
Didn...

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The era of his ways

The era of his ways

Flash backs to when I was younger
With comments scribbled on a book I owned,
The smell of the...

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That Old Oak Tree ā¤ļø

That Old Oak Tree ā¤ļø

Oh how I loved to swing in the old oak tree..that rope tied to a tyre that my dear old Dad made for me.....

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ā€˜One of the form five freaks’

ā€˜One of the form five freaks’

ā€˜One of form five freaks’

He stands in solace amidst the playground within the confined walls......

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School Stories

I was told to get to the back of the class,
wearing red socks could have been a kick up the arse;...

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SCHOOL TAUGHT ME THIS


At school these are the things that I learnt
During Chemistry be careful not to get burnt...

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ā€˜A lioness locked amidst it...

ā€˜A lioness locked amidst it’s cage’

Little Jimmy sits at the back of the class
twiddling with his crossed armed thumbs
His...

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Why I'm Not In School

Why I'm Not In School

People are saying that I'm a rotten kid.
They're mad and can't believe what I did.
Summer...

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School holidays

School holidays

Ring ring goes the bell
The summer holidays are here
Children run from the schoolyard full...

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School days ...

School days ...

Were they really the best
Better than all the rest .
Those day's now long past
When...

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Lord give me Faith

Lord give me Faith

Lord give me faith, to carry on each day.
From home to school to class once more
So tired, we...