School

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THE SHOW

THE SHOW

As the lights went down and the curtains opened
This was to be my Grandsons debut .
The scene...

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Schools don't teach

Schools don't teach

We learn many things at school
How to be popular and how to be cool
How to calculate, write...

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Jane Doe

Jane Doe

You never spoke to her,
Yet she knew who you were.
You never helped her up from the floor,...

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Home Ec

Home Ec

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...

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Make it through

School is where standings rule
many below are treated cruel

I hate this but human nature...

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That Day

That Day

It was the day that the sky wept tears of rain and cackled with the rage of thunder and lightning. It was...

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Class one nativity ?


Little ones all scuttle out
Nervously in a row
They’ve had many a rehearsal
So...

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Exam stress jingle bells...

Exam stress jingle bells parody

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

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Plastic plates and pink...

Plastic plates and pink custard!

Tight grey shorts,
Legs red raw,
Walking to school,
In a stroppy mood,
It's the...

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CLASS 4G

CLASS 4G

Class 4G was a class from hell
Kids in that class weren't interested to spell
They could not...

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School Shooting

School Shooting

I wake up in the morning, and turn on the local news,
To see what is happening in the world, and all...

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Homework:(

Homework :(

Do we really need to know
About pythagorus
Hypotheses not easy to spell...

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A Letter Came Home......

A Letter Came Home......

A little tongue in cheek poke at a subject close to the mother of every primary school child in the U.K....

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Under Blue Berkshire Skies

Under Blue Berkshire Skies

Stevie, we were free,
Stevie, you and me,
On that golden day,
Was it ’68?
The...

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Lament for a Classmate

Lament for a Classmate

I knew you when you were a child,
I don’t recall you,
Although I tried,

Were you were...

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Bullying a Bully

When I went to school, I bullied kids in my class.
But a bigger bully came along and kicked my ass...

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Pupil to Teacher

Don’t rush me
Or hold me back.
Don’t scorn me,
I might attack.
Be patient,...