Wife

My tears won't stop!
Betray me also - once hidden, blatant shame!
Cutting canyons down this...

My wife's death was her own fault and people ignorantly tell me not to blame her.
My wife signed her...

A Housewife Doubts…
Lee.

Her washing line blooms with her morning’s labour,
She takes...

Something terrible has happened and I would rather have contracted rabies.
My wife and I haven't...

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

A man who lives in my town is truly despised.
He divorced his wife when she was paralyzed.
...

My friends found it amusing but my wife didn't think it was funny.
I played cards with the guys once...

Few men are blessed as I am, many weekends mostly bleak;
Catching flack from wives who hate it, but...

It was hard for her husband and child to believe what she had done.
She ran off with a sugar daddy...

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap.
My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a...

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave...

You last made love to your wife two years ago and you and she have a ten month old baby.
When I say...

​​​​​​All my lousy son cared about was getting laid.
I had to pick up the pieces after I was...

I'd like to forgive you but there is no way that I can.
We've only been married for three months and...

Something happened and I'm appalled.
My wife left me because I'm going bald.
It just goes to...

You tricked me into marrying you when I was drunk.
When I learned what happened, my ship was sunk....

When I told my wife that her dad bought the farm, she thought he died.
But he actually bought a farm...