Wife

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I Had To Kill Again

This is a fictional poem. In real life, people should never...

I Had To Kill Again

I killed my wife's only brother but she doesn't know that I'm the one who did it.
A blackmailer was...

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Dead to me.

Me too dead.

Dead to me.

My tears won't stop!
Betray me also - once hidden, blatant shame!
Cutting canyons down this...

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Lion Tamer

Lion Tamer

My wife's death was her own fault and people ignorantly tell me not to blame her.
My wife signed her...

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A Housewife Doubts.

A Housewife Doubts.

A Housewife Doubts…
Lee.

Her washing line blooms with her morning’s labour,
She takes...

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Cheating Spouse

Cheating Spouse

Something terrible has happened and I would rather have contracted rabies.
My wife and I haven't...

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The Fractured Skull

The Fractured Skull

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

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The Abandoned Wife

A man who lives in my town is truly despised.
He divorced his wife when she was paralyzed.
...

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The Addiction

A fictional poem about the consequences of gambling.

The Addiction

My friends found it amusing but my wife didn't think it was funny.
I played cards with the guys once...

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My Wife Is A Football Freak

My Wife Is A Football Freak

Few men are blessed as I am, many weekends mostly bleak;
Catching flack from wives who hate it, but...

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Sugar Daddy

Sadly, this is a true story about a man who I met.

It was hard for her husband and child to believe what she had done.
She ran off with a sugar daddy...

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The Dead Hamster

The Dead Hamster

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap.
My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a...

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100 Quid

100 Quid

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave...

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You're Not The Father!

You last made love to your wife two years ago and you and she have a ten month old baby.
When I say...

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A Son and Wife's Betrayal

A fictional poem about betrayal

​​​​​​All my lousy son cared about was getting laid.
I had to pick up the pieces after I was...

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Broken Wedding Vows

Even though this poem isn't about me, it's based on a...

I'd like to forgive you but there is no way that I can.
We've only been married for three months and...

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Life Is Unfair Because I&...

Life Is Unfair Because I'm Losing My hair

Something happened and I'm appalled.
My wife left me because I'm going bald.
It just goes to...

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I've Felt More Warmth...

You tricked me into marrying you when I was drunk.
When I learned what happened, my ship was sunk....