Still fresh In my mind Helen was sat In her wheelchair pushed by me when a copper came her way he had his...
I trained Little Mac to be a prizefighter, and his opponents see stars. Diabetes caused my leg to be...
Chipping a way at you in a Pitched Black Foxhole I was told...
It's Friday night dinner at last But Jackies says it's time to fast. No squirrel to bite...
There once was a girl called Lee Who was stung by a little honey bee She cried and she cried...
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Have you heard about old wives tales? Something that is true and never fails Should you open...
I met Linda on a late October Thursday, in four nights we pledged our love; I had finally found my...
I am not at all Concerned If you think I am mad In contrast I find it...
Microsoft Dictation Trials Found Poem
The following is a verbatim copy of the gibberish that...
People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine. Nobody in their right mind wants this...
Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill. But when they tried to leave, their car...
Redrum
Could be heard Last evening on the pages of Cosmo
Much to...
Nothing was too much trouble for sisters Jess and Tess Whatever the question it was always yes...
Dedicated to the newlyweds Tony and Cherie....
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Rumors have been Circulating In The Cosmofunnel's Newsroom That the recent festivities...
