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Humour

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The Bin Men

The binmen come on Wednesdays,
It's grey bin day tomorrow,
Do you think if I gave them my...

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Mr & Mrs Weathers

Mr & Mrs Weathers

Mr Jimmy Frost & Mrs Mary Ice
They were married on a cloud
...

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The orange baboon in his...

The orange baboon in his own words

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

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Groovy

Groovy

Seeing a Sea Shell
Necklace
Upon his
neck

Takes me
back to
a...

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I've forgot ,!

Oh shite I can't remember
the poem I sent in November
Got a email to let me know
That...

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The thought

The thought

Shadows creeping along the edge
your mind is spinning trying to catch
the thought you had...

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When My Ticket Numbers Win

When My Ticket Numbers Win

When My
Numbers
Match
The Winning Lottery
Ticket
We are going
to...

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PINK HAIR DON'T CARE

PINK HAIR DON'T CARE

Upon my head there is some hair
The colour is pink and I don't care
You can spot me easily...

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Life Reverse On

Life Reverse On

Imagine coming into this world being born old looking in the mirror to see wrinkles disappearing fewer...

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A Letter Came Home......

A Letter Came Home......

A little tongue in cheek poke at a subject close to the mother of every primary school child in the U.K....

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The Spanish Inquisition

The Spanish Inquisition

As most days go, this seems pretty good
Doesn't take much to affect my mood
Just a simple...

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I AM SPARTACUS

I AM SPARTACUS

Senator Cory Booker's column titled 'stealing second' that he wrote in the Stanford student newspaper in...

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The Worlds Best Dressed...

The Worlds Best Dressed Unpacker

Last Wednesday was our moving day, it started with a glitch;
Our movers cancelled at the last...

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Sticking It To The Man

I worked at an appliance store and the boss made a bad decision.
I sold appliances and the lard butt...

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COMICAL EXPRESSION ...

COMICAL EXPRESSION (CHALLENGE) SHADDAP YOU FACE

SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN THIS PLACE
WHATS GOING DO
SO SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN EVERY...

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Strip Poker

Strip Poker

Helen loved to play party games her favourite being that of strip poker
Out all of the games...