Something happened that depresses me because it's bad. I got married two years ago and my wife gave...
Just imagine you wake up one morning and you open the refrigerator door, and it says good morning to...
They say addiction is a disease however in Dracula's Case it was ...
Molly & her Mam
Molly & her mother They are not alike Molly always drives a...
I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut. She thinks she owns me just because...
Theres A Parrot In My Stew
Theres to much sadness in our world So let us have some fun...
The binmen come on Wednesdays, It's grey bin day tomorrow, Do you think if I gave them my...
Mr & Mrs Weathers
Mr Jimmy Frost & Mrs Mary Ice They were married on a cloud ...
Nearly two years gone and I am still here The orange baboon, the puppeteer I have very...
Seeing a Sea Shell Necklace Upon his neck
Takes me back to a...
Oh shite I can't remember the poem I sent in November Got a email to let me know That...
Shadows creeping along the edge your mind is spinning trying to catch the thought you had...
When My Numbers Match The Winning Lottery Ticket We are going to...
Upon my head there is some hair The colour is pink and I don't care You can spot me easily...
Imagine coming into this world being born old looking in the mirror to see wrinkles disappearing fewer...
A little tongue in cheek poke at a subject close to the mother of every primary school child in the U.K....
