Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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THE FAST FOOD MANAGER

THE FAST FOOD MANAGER

He was a man who gestured with his hand
To help compensate with a language he didn't understand...

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Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama

Ma!
Have me
some grits,
biscuits n Gravy,
and
percolate
some...

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Non Stop Only

Non Stop Only

She is back
The Leader
of the House
and the self
proclaimed
spokesperson...

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Double Trouble

Double Trouble

Such a pointless emotion is the humans' guilt
My guess it was made when the appendix was built...

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Wrinkles, not me ?

Wrinkles, not me ?

Laughter lines on my face
At least thats what I say
Its not coz I’...

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GREEN GROVE STREET

GREEN GROVE STREET

Let me tell you about the residents of Green Grove Street
A fine array of characters you should...

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Mr Mole?

Mr Mole ?

A labour of velvety moles dwell in the ground
Sows, Boars with baby pups sleep...

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PURPLE DOOR

PURPLE DOOR

I'm writing about something I've never done before
In the middle of my street there is a purple...

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I’m going ‘Cuckoo’

I’m going ‘Cuckoo’

I’m goin ‘Cuckoo’

I own a cuckoo clock
It sits proud on my wall
There are three acorn...

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Mr Silly String Got Into A...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

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A WITCHES RECIPE

A pie of mud
Some vampires blood
A slimy worm
Does this make you squirm?
Some...

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Winnifred Witch

Winnifred Witch

Spluttering, smoudering sizziling slime
Enters the cauldron with a touch of...

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HE LEFT HIS GLASSES AT HOME

HE LEFT HIS GLASSES AT HOME

He left his glasses at home the other day
Funny things happened to him and got in the way
...

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Senior moment ?

Senior moment?

Oh no I can’t find my mobile phone
I have hunted everywhere
I’ve...

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The green slimey monster

There is a monster that lives in the sea
A wibbily wobbily blob is he
It has green slimey...

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Mummys Yummy Cakes

Mummys yummy cakes

Mummys busy wonder what she will make
Oh Yummy she has baked Charlie a...