Mr Mole ?
A labour of velvety moles dwell in the ground Sows, Boars with baby pups sleep...
I'm writing about something I've never done before In the middle of my street there is a purple...
I’m goin ‘Cuckoo’
I own a cuckoo clock It sits proud on my wall There are three acorn...
Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip
Mr Silly String wasn’t that long but he was oh so talented...
A pie of mud Some vampires blood A slimy worm Does this make you squirm? Some...
Winnifred Witch
Spluttering, smoudering sizziling slime Enters the cauldron with a touch of...
He left his glasses at home the other day Funny things happened to him and got in the way ...
Senior moment?
Oh no I can’t find my mobile phone I have hunted everywhere I’ve...
There is a monster that lives in the sea A wibbily wobbily blob is he It has green slimey...
Mummys yummy cakes
Mummys busy wonder what she will make Oh Yummy she has baked Charlie a...
Something happened that depresses me because it's bad. I got married two years ago and my wife gave...
Just imagine you wake up one morning and you open the refrigerator door, and it says good morning to...
They say addiction is a disease however in Dracula's Case it was ...
Molly & her Mam
Molly & her mother They are not alike Molly always drives a...
I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut. She thinks she owns me just because...
Theres A Parrot In My Stew
Theres to much sadness in our world So let us have some fun...
