Humour

People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this...

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

Redrum

Could be heard
Last evening
on the pages
of Cosmo

Much to...

Nothing was too much trouble for sisters Jess and Tess
Whatever the question it was always yes...

Dedicated to the newlyweds Tony and Cherie....

American English is difficult to understand
...

Rumors have
been Circulating
In The Cosmofunnel's Newsroom
That the recent festivities...

I am counting calories and it's very, very tough
Cos 1 square of chocolate, isn't nearly enough...

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

You would
think
in all the
HONKY TONK
GIN CLUBS
And
JAZZ DIVES...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

I’m out of step
a dinosaur!…
Cant hit the trend
I’m techno poor.
Bad spelling...

Hello
The door bell
is not working
or you would
have
answered

I...

Not to be out done
By the men of cosmo
Tina took the lead
By planning a bachelorette...

A tale very few have ever heard
The bond they have
Does not quite fit like superglue
...

(any resemblance between this poem,
and living persons...iz purely coincidental.)

Ruthlessly...