I am counting calories and it's very, very tough Cos 1 square of chocolate, isn't nearly enough...
I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night. You'd better lock your doors because I bite. If...
You would think in all the HONKY TONK GIN CLUBS And JAZZ DIVES...
My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds. She got fat because she doesn't...
Iām out of step a dinosaur!ā¦ Cant hit the trend Iām techno poor. Bad spelling...
I look at my textbook full of unanswered questions, Jesus, Iāll never graduate if I keep going like thisā¦ I...
Hello The door bell is not working or you would have answered
I...
Not to be out done By the men of cosmo Tina took the lead By planning a bachelorette...
A tale very few have ever heard The bond they have Does not quite fit like superglue ...
(any resemblance between this poem, and living persons...iz purely coincidental.)
Ruthlessly...
Growing Up hearing from Alice about her adventures in a...
I do not drink very often never have However with the shit...
First of all I adore my British Friends so please do not take...
Bradley Dicks was his name He wanted marriage, what a shame All but one box got my ticks...
It was a Literary Free for all As the Poets drank in Mischief To Celebrate...
NIgel and Barry are my drinking buddies yet we have never met
We all use our skills...
