Comedy

They say if you're going to fall in love with a persons features, to fall in love with their eyes; for the...

(So Only Cool Kids Steal)

He never pays for anything. See that chair over there? He stole it ....

The wind of love

let me be who I am
Brown and I will die

I see the flower petals...

Oh is such the scent
Of the blanket of rotting leaves
Still wet and damp, so flat
...

It may have been callous
But, I once took Cialis
Just to see, how hard it would be

...

I have a naughty kitten,
Who curls up on my lap,
The house would be quite peaceful,
If...

It may seem like fun, it may make u laugh,
And it might even fill you with glee,
To catch...

There’s a ‘filthy fad’ that’s going around,
It seems there is no cure,
From parks and schools...

My name is Bubba
I live in south Florida
A scientist from NOOA
Warned me Hurricane...

" The Breakfast Chronicles."

I don’t want to wait
for wealth,
for better health,...

I am the glass vase
I sit in the same spot every day
I do the same thing every day
...

I got involved in a fight in Cradley Heath
Resulted in losing my two front teeth
Then another...

Monday morning, feel like I could cry,
Another weekend has passed me by
Tuesday comes, a...

I remember being four
And being tucked into bed,
By my mother with a story
To hush the...

Floating gently through the sky,
With a cloud staircase to take me high,
With the wings of an...

"Have the previous minutes been agreed, actioned and read?"
(Just nod a bit and smile or else he's...

If you are weezen
It’s not too pleazen
So take some tissues and hide

Wipe all...