Comedy

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Naivety of youth

Naivety of youth

Meet me by the bandstand
I'll be there after eight.
Remembering all the things we've planned...

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strawberries & wine

strawberries & wine

I don’t like raw strawberries (which is weird)
I don’t know how to kiss a man with a beard
...

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A girl name Sidney

A girl name Sidney

I think about her with no clothes on
She remind me of the first day in kindergarten when you open up...

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NOT SINCE YESTERDAY

Sparrowsong?

Hold on this is a funny part...

Sparrowsong?

Not yet...

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When I Go?

by Maranisha Rivers, grade 12

We left that night with all these goodbyes.
Both with eyes...

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I hate you

I hate that I love you so much I want to cry

I hate the way I miss your adorable face it makes me...

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LEMON MERINGUE PIE

LEMON MERINGUE PIE

Sitting on a bus, in Paraguay
Holding a lemon meringue pie
A man got way too friendly;...

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What is reality?

What is reality?

Why does my mind travel, why does it drift off. I'm losing it. I think. Storming swirling around, thoughts...

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Tree of wisdom

Tree of wisdom tell us why
the golden leaves do fall
your boughs that creak with sighing...

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If Adam's Had Been...

If Adam's Had Been Half That Size

I could not believe my eyes
As I watched him undress, I was amazed by his size
I swear, I've...

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"The Riddle of Central...

"The Riddle of Central Park"He was

I had biked to the park
On a clear April day
To see what new riddle
The old man had to...

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Cocaine brain

From cocaine I can't refrain
cause it helps contain the pain
whoever made it illegal wasn't...

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Prize Winning Simpleton

Not that I'm greedy or money obsessed,
But I've heard that a successful poem can unlock the mystical...

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Sally the Spider (For the...

Sally the Spider (For the kids)

I have an eight legged friend,
Who lives in my car mirror,
She's the queen bee of spiders,...

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Sense of Pizza!

Sense of Pizza!

I could talk about some things,
I can write about anything,
I should listen to more things,...

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Fingers down

At the age of 13 girls I heard girls comparing the gap between their legs in the locker room, trying to...

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short n curlies

short n curlies

I can't pen
a love song
as a subaltern
for long..nor
scribe as a bard
it...