Comedy

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Rotten Eggs.

Rotten Eggs.

"The Breakfast Chronicles."

I don’t want to wait
for tomorrow,
for money to borrow...

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Jolly F@@@@@g Hockeysticks

Jolly F@@@@@g Hockeysticks

whilst Earl Gray was having a quaff
I've taken the waters of Bath
vol au vaunted with most of...

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Society

Sleepy knees, struggling to keep one up. Slipping minds hang on the faintest peice of reality to keep us...

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BREATH YOU

BREATH YOU

My heart is at bay
And still to this day
Am counting the days
Cuz am lost in love ❤️...

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Love gone wrong

Seems like ages but only a couple years ago you were my everything,
Now someone else is marrying you...

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THIS THING ( 1 COR 13 )

THIS THING ( 1 COR 13 )

THIS THING (1 Cor 13)

I might burst a bubble
If I let out this thing
This top...

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Dream Culpibility

Dream Culpibility

(circa 1999)

In my small 3rd floor

Queens apartment bedroom

next to...

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MOTHER KNOWS BEST (INSPIRED...

MOTHER KNOWS BEST (INSPIRED BY CHERIE SUMNER'S POEM "MY PURPOSE"

Mother knows best because she teaches us the following subjects:

Agriculture, " a man reaps what...

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Mama's waffles

Mama's waffles

Super powers to the max that's my mother,
slayed in the kitchen on the stove mama stayed cooking...

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You

who do you think you are treating girls as if they're and object you pass around?
or as someone that...

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Why Didn't Jesus Visit...

Why Didn't Jesus Visit Allentown?

(circa 1974)

I am in third grade
and my Sunday School
teacher is telling
a...

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Let's Get Stoned Man!

Let's Get Stoned Man!

(circa 1983)
It’s Sunday morning at the
Hamilton Park C&MA Church
in Allentown...

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Courage Versus Scared

Courage Versus Scared

Scared was having a problem,how to face and talk to people,
Upon meetimg with an unknown but...

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Grandpa and the Congressman

Grandpa and the Congressman

(early 1970’s)

Grandpa Short worked for
Fuller Cement Company.
He studied...

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Eye-Strain

Eye-Strain

All I perceive in the world is beauty through eye-strain...
those beautiful wandering eyes drifting...

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Cheap Thrills

Cheap Thrills

On weekend drives,
when I pass cows I make the moo noise,
passing horses I make a whinny...

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Sitting on the Dock

Sitting on the Dock

(circa 1988)

In my college senior year
I am on a boat dock
on the Hudson River...