Comedy

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A

A

A builder, building dreams in the form of bricks and cement
Helping families have warmth and a...

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It is I

It is I

I howl but no one takes heed
Causing chaos to the clear
I make sure your day is a mountain of...

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PARK BENCH

PARK BENCH

I once sat down, on a park bench
Right next to, this haggard old wench
Well she slid over,...

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Thinking of you


Thinking of you when I'm alone I think of what we could be,
I like dreaming but if your not...

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WOMAN

To the one that makes my pulse race, everytime I see her eyes, to the girl that drives me up the wall, and...

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FICKLE BUTTERFLY

FICKLE BUTTERFLY

LOVE; He's a fickle butterfly
If you chase him, he'll fly away
And if you try to keep him...

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microsoft How I hate You

Comment:

I wrote this after a typical morning fighting my computer. I sent it to Microsoft...

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Funny Girls

My mother asked me "what's wrong funny girl " as she sat by my side
I'm tired of being funny is all...

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My paradise

My paradise

When I open up my eyes I see this evil world infront of me full of hate and misery

i take a look...

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False Idols

False Idols

Fake tits, fake hair and personality. Is this all you envisioned your life could ever be?

Famous...

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IT'S NOT A MOVEMENT,...

IT'S NOT A MOVEMENT, IT'S JUST FOR MEN

I don’t know why
Men can’t sit, while they pee
It’s certainly easier
It seems to me...

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Moonstone and Carnelian

Moonstone and Carnelian

The world is banal and we are moonstone and carnelian.
The world is insipid and we are script and...

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Seize the Day

Before reading, I apologize for the small amount of profanity. The poem is cynical in nature and the words...

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The Other Species


​​​Instinctively the minute wheels that make up your imitation brain begin to rotate in an all-out...

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Lolita

Lolita

I admire you Lolita
For the cunning ways you plotted,
You used your innocence and freshness...

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Fooled By Facebook

Fooled By Facebook

Good afternoon Sarah what's on your mind?

Well Jennie's won the lotto and she's splashing wads of...

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Embarrassment In Outer Space

Embarrassment In Outer Space

The knowing look of embarrassment, was written on my face,
As I slowly tumble by myself, in deepest...