Comedy

IN MY DREAM,S , YOU ARE THERE!
WHERE, I DONT HAVE A CARE
IT,S MORE LIKE A FANTASY
...

FISHING FROM A BAR STOOL

Perched on a bar stool
Statuesque and proud
Her long...

“Acapulco lips wow” apparently it´s the latest lippy shade

It says kissing lasts up to 24 hours and...

A...AFFLICTED,ALIEN
L LAUGHABLE
I......INBREED,S
E EXTRA-TERRESTIAL
N NAUCSOUS...

OOH RONALD,RONALD ! YES,YES,YES!!
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR PARTIALLY DRESSED
YOU ARE THE MOST...

Never love a drama queen
I know that fact for sure
If you try to change them
You’ll...

Hey Cupid, you mother fucker!
You're starting to piss me off
Take your god damn bow and...

I awoke
I think the morning after
a long and drunken night
full of fun and laughter...

Hi
I'm Bob
I'm a Goldfish
and a goldfish has a memory of ...
Hi
I'm Bob...

O little sausage roll

sat there on the plate

your looking rather yummy

but i have...

I love my wife so very much

We met one day whilst walking.

She sweet & kind & all...

There seems to be a bug around,

I think we have it too.

The kids and I have caught a cold...

I'm just a little ugly flea, I found my self a home

Riding on the back, of a cat that likes to roam...

I think i need some work done

just a little tuck or two

so I'm off to see the surgeon...

I think i need some work done

just a little tuck or two

so I'm off to see the surgeon...

Drip
Drip
Drip
It's a treacherous sound.
Drip
Drip
Drip
...

I'm just a little ugly flea, I found my self a home

Riding on the back, of a cat that likes to roam...