Comedy

They call themselves the Navalites;

They understand its might.

None other than the navel...

How I miss the good old days
The rampant boys nights out
Damn! we saw some action
Knew...

Not getting any?
Stuck in a dead end job?
Poverty got ya by the balls?
Do the few...

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!
& TELL ME , WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A LITTLE BLONDE CHICK
WITH A...

O.M.G I,M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!
I HOPE I DONT FALL DOWN
THAT BLOODY BIG DRAIN!
MY LEGS...

I've got a minx within

she likes to sin

evidence put in my recycle bin

can fill up...

RIP

FILL MY BATH WITH CHAMPAGNE
& FETCH MY SILK ARSE WIPES!
I KNOW I,M A FERRET
&...

GOD..I,M BORED ALREADY!
I,VE ONLY BEEN HERE
ABOUT 3 MONTH,S I THINK
FUCK ALL TO DO!...

CAN ANYONE, SEE THE DOG?
I CANT SEE FUCK ALL
THROUGH THIS THICK FOG !
I,M IN THIS...

WHY CANT US CAT,S
HAVE BLOODY BABY WIPES?
I,M SICK OF LICKING
MY BABIE,S ARSE CLEAN!...

MISS PIGGY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE PERMIT!
& THREW A BLOODY FIT !
SO AS COMPENSATION
...

ENTRY UP MY BACK DOOR!
IS BY V.I.P.ONLY!
YA CANT FUCK THIS KERMIT!
WITHOUT A VERY...

AGEING HASN,T SLOWED ME DOWN!
& IT HASN,T SHUT ME UP!
I LOVE NOTHING MORE
THAN...

I,M OUT ON THE TOWN !
FOR A REAL DOG,S DINNER!
I,VE BROUGHT ROSES
CHOCOLATES &...

WHAT,S A CAT SURPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS ??!
I,TS SO FUCK N ENORMOUS!
IT,S TAKING THE...

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