Comedy

HONEY. PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN !
I KNOW I,VE BEEN A STUPID CLOWN?
IT WAS DARK AT THE TIME!...

WE KNOW HOW TO THROW A REAL HEN PARTY!
US. OF THE FEATHERED KIND!
THERE,S PARROT,S, MAC-CAWS...

NO WAY HOSE"! NOW MY PUBES ARE GOING GREY!
ARE THEY FUCK N HERE TO STAY!
THEY CAN GO THE FUCK...

YOUR TX.S USED TO MAKE ME SMILE !
& NOW THEY MAKE ME SAD!
I USED TO LOVE THE PLAY GROUND...

" SLOW DOWN YOU CRAZY BASTARD"!
WE AINT BUILT FOR SPEED!
WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT??...

I,M NOT UP HERE TO GAIN HEIGHT!
SOME-ONE GAVE ME A RIGHT FRIGHT!
I HEARD A BANG, &...

~~If their were anything, for anyone, that I would say is hard
it is that one thing
if it was...

~~My eyes opened, my head lifted,
fell back down in my pillow,
that fluffy cloud of no...

~~here i am
next to you
next to death
next to truth
here i am
next to...

~~Desperations settin in I dont know what to do.
My hands are busy fumblin my too da lewd ah loo...

LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR
GRAND MOTHER, HAS TO SAY!
BELIEVE ME GIRL, IT
WAS DIFFERENT IN MY...

I,VE GOTTA WASH THAT MAN
RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR!
WASH HIM OUT, RIGHT AWAY!
COS HE NEVER...

My ex husband was a funny guy
He liked his beer and chips
Black beans and big burritos,...

I,VE SPENT 9 MONTHS
BEING STONED..AS FUCK!
OUT OF ME BOX
BEFORE I WAS IN SOX
...

PACK UP YA TROUBLES IN
YOUR OLE SUIT-CASE!
TRY & PACK YOURSELF INTO IT TO
IF YOUR...

HAVE A SEAT KERMIT
I,M JUST GONNA COME OUT WITH IT !
NO WONDER KERMIT. YOU AINT BEEN FINE !...

I WOULDN,T SAY I,M STRANGE !?
I AM A LIMITED EDITION!
I DO AS I PLEASE!
I NEED NO-ONE,...