Comedy

I WANTED TO FEEL SO BIG & BOLD!
BUT,I,M A SCRAGGY LITTLE SCAMP!
I TOLD MY OWNER HOW I...

Right that's it I've had enough
I'm giving up fucking fags
I smell like a bleeding ashtray...

IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU FORGOT ??
WE CANT NECK ON. COS OUR NECK,S HAVE GONE!?
COS OUR...

~~The Secret
I’ll let you in on a secret, if you promise not to tell.
The woman I used to...

~~The Murder
I committed a murder today,
In the most violent and terrible way.
One 9...

~~Writer’s Block
I’ve got absolutely nothing to say,
It’s been that way all day
Don’t...

SO..".THE REASON I INVITED YOU FOR TEA !"
IS TO FIND OUT IF YOU FANCY ME ?
I KNOW I,M A BIT...

" COME ON BABE !" UP YA GET!
DONT SHOW UP THIS MARMOSET!
EVERY-ONE WILL SOON FORGET
IT...

Pupetz Werdz

I dont no wat is rong with me, mi pupet strings ar week.

no longer does mi...

NOT BATH TIME AGAIN!
THIS IS TOTALLY INSANE?
AFTER IT..I,M NEVER QUITE THE SAME!
THE...

I DONT KNOW HOW
I,M SURPOSED TO PISS !?
WHILE I,M DRESSED UP LIKE THIS!
SHE KNOW,S I,M...

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LOO!
I,M PASSED RIGHT OUT !
BUT.I,M SOAKED RIGHT THROUGH!...

GOING DOWN, PUSSY-PIE ,CUNNILINGUS!
1ST BASE FOR MANY A GUY
& FOR ADDED ENJOYMENT,USE YA...

I AM A BLOODY BLUE-BERRY !
HOW MANY MORE TIMES ?
I AM NOT A BLACK-BERRY!
OR A FUCK N...

I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER WOULD !
I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER COULD !
I WISH A MOTHER-FUCKER SHOULD...

YOUR LYING AGAIN , AREN,T YOU PINOCHIO?
YOU CANT FOOL ME !
BECAUSE YOUR NOSE DOES GROW...

COR I,M GLAD THAT SHE,S SAT DOWN!
SHE,S BEEN ON MY CASE ALL DAY!
SO NOW,S MY CHANCE
TO...