Comedy

Poem -

HUNG OUT TO DRY !?X

HUNG OUT TO DRY !?X

THIS IS HOW OUR OWNER, KEEP,S US CLEAN!
FIRST SHE PUT,S US IN THE WASHING MACHINE!
SHE LIKE,S...

Poem -

HOLY SHIT !?X

HOLY SHIT !?X

I DONT ALWAY,S POO !!
BUT.GOD HELP YA , WHEN I DO !
HOLY SHIT. THERE,S SO MUCH OF IT!
...

Poem -

UP YA OWN ARSE !?X

UP YA OWN ARSE !?X

I,M TRYING TO SEE THING,S
FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW!
SO I HAVE TO BE UP MY
OWN ARSE. TO...

Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Poem -

KEEP IT ZIPPED !?X

KEEP IT ZIPPED !?X

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK OVER YOU!
OR AS IF YOUR NOT EVEN THERE!?
OR FINISH OFF,WHAT YOU...

Poem -

night ride

night ride

whether your in the city,or in the country In the morning the sun comes up. in the evening the sun goes...

Poem -

THE TWEETEST PIE !?X

THE TWEETEST PIE !?X

SO SORRY . LITTLE GUY!
I DID WANNA PUT
YA IN A NICE PIE !
BUT.YOU SMELT SO GOOD...

Poem -

HAIRY MARY !?X

HAIRY  MARY !?X

I,M SUCH A HAIRY MARY!
A RAZOR,S NO GOOD FOR ME !
I,LL HAVE TO USE A CHAIN-SAW
COS. I,...

Poem -

IT WONT SUCK ITSELF !?X

IT WONT SUCK ITSELF !?X

HI MY NAME IS SPONGE-BOB!
I,VE BOOKED A GIRL!
TO SUCK ME KNOB!
I,M PAYING BY THE HOUR...

Poem -

The Spider

The Spider

My family is cold
and misunderstood
can we crash at your house
we promise to be good...

Poem -

OK..I SURRENDER !?X

OK..I SURRENDER !?X

ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT ! I SURRENDER WIFE !
ANYTHING FOR A PEACEFUL LIFE !
I,M SICK OF ALL THIS,...

Poem -

ANGRY AERIAL !?X

ANGRY AERIAL !?X

LOOK AT THE BLOODY SIZE OF ME !
IT,S A FUCK N CATASTROPHE
SINCE THEY OPENED THE
UNDER...

Poem -

US 3 CRAZY,S !?X

US 3 CRAZY,S !?X

ME & MY CRAZY FRIEND,S !
LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH!
THAT WE,VE GOT A STUDIO
BUILT. IT,S...

Poem -

I AINT GOT A PROBLEM !?..LUV X

I AINT GOT A PROBLEM !?..LUV X

I SOMETIMES, LIKE A BIT OF COKE !
BUT. MY HABIT,S BECOMING A BIT OF A JOKE !
I CANT GET ANY...

Poem -

Time

I tried to figure out time,
So I started reading watches in the mirror, reflecting on time,
...

Poem -

THE GIRL.S ON FIRE !?X

THE GIRL.S ON FIRE !?X

OOH OUR CHERIE. THIS GIRL,S ON FIRE !
SHE ENTICE,S HOT PASSION & DESIRE!
MAKES YA FEEL AS...

Poem -

NEIGHBOUR GIRL!

NEIGHBOUR GIRL!

A little boy was playing alone
A new family came as his neighbour one
The neighbour girl came...

Poem -

CRICKET CRAZE !?X

CRICKET CRAZE !?X

PUT YA HAND,S UP IN THE AIR!
THERE,S HIP-HOP INSECTS EVERYWHERE!
WAVE THEM , LIKE YA JUST...