Satirical

The days just seem to be whizzing by
Much faster than usual of late
Seems like just a few...

If you live in the Caribbean islands
Then you will know what I say is true
that The dogs does...

I am floating in a cesspool called life
I now realize it is too late to find a wife
What...

Rain drops dispense from heavens above,
Asif the clouds them selfs weep

And the sky dances...

Mint Humbugs on my table

While I wrote my words of wit;

Snake entered, saw...

steely screams interrupt

the rhythm of two lovers;

strangers passing time

on the...

Just because my eyes are uneven
And my teeth are tinged with green
Doesn't mean I'm...

We wanna know more

Wanna more info

How long you spend in your WCeez

Cheez, make a...

I told you I had to write it
I told you I could not fight it

You read my written words...

I never did like onions
Or how it feels in my mouth
Try it once when I was small
But...

UK. Vote “OUT” In The IN/OUT EU. Referendum

In the up-coming Referendum, where the United Kingdom...

As night falls, your heart shall be filled with darkness; once day rises, darkness disappears. By your 18th...

Hey all you Poopers
Did you take my advice
Smile at the world
Always try to be nice...

I awake in the morning, but what for? Yes I have depression. Is there a cure? If so, give it to me now. I...

I come home from work
and See my girlfriend crying
She can’t get on face book
And...

I have face book on my smart phone
And get some notifications yesterday
I was driving down...

My girl friend wants to know
How much I love she
She wants me to explain to her
With...