Tragicomedy

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Calamity Away from Home

I could have appendicitis, probably should do something about...

What to do
alone in a place not kin
Despite its kindred nature
letting you in

...

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In Lieu of A Confessional

In Lieu of A Confessional

i have been a man
riddled with neglect

a conviction of empty promises
hangs around...

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Ah... tis nothing greater...

malfunctioning heater on brisk winter day!

Ah... tis nothing greater than...

Thee particular date being
December twenty eighth,
two thousand nineteen, I saith
the...

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HEAD CHEFS AND WAITING STAFF

Get these meals out pronto and toot suite
Nothing worse than vegetables and cold meat
This...

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Out of sorts

Out of sorts

Many a dawn
I feel like I've woken up
with a skateboard stuck
to my pretty ugly head...

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Transient troubadour...

Transient troubadour traverses terrestrial terrain

'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I...

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Impeach!

Impeach!

Millions
upon
MILLIONS
has been
spent
On the
Tax payers money...

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Farewell Winter’s wrath

Farewell Winter’s wrath

Does anyone else yearn the sights of Spring, saying farewell to Winter’s wrath, no warmth does it bring,...

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Will I Turn?

A Wolf You Imagined

Will I Turn?

Light came through my window and holy it shone
I awoke from death dreams and was gone
...

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Three red cars

Three red cars

Three red cars all heading the same way, each and every one of them almost full up with passengers this...

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Vegetable Man

Vegetable Man

Brussel sprout fingers
with a Sauerkraut cauliflower brain
the fluffy spors of a SmartPrice...

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TOO TIRED TO SLEEP

I'm too tired to sleep my eyes won't close
Too much on my mind to think about I suppose
Did...

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Behind Blue Eyes

Behind Blue Eyes

I see you sitting there below
the pale moonlight
Staring at the stars in the
black...

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ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE

Addicted to chocolate is a most terrible thing
I know however the happiness it can bring
...

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I'm OK

sex o'clock news flash

violence sells

and catastrophe

"No I am...

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When The Time Comes

When The Time Comes

When the time comes.....
The wind will howl
as time fades away
The pain that held you...

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Secrets

Secrets

There is a darkness that
lurks deep in my heart
A pain that burns
in my soul
...