Do you want a lovely healthy drink It’s so refreshing you should enjoy it I think Boil water...
There’s nothing better than a grand blether even if it’s just remarking on the state of our weather, which...
I love the colour black It isn’t melancholy at all There’s nothing more dapper than a man in...
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I sit staring at the pointers on my mantlepiece clock I hear the monotonous ticking tock ...
one wonders at the biological need for foreskin.. Maybe its natures little ...
Rainy days, and my heart releases a sense of nostalgia to thoughts of behind days.
Like the clouds...
She, thought, the world was him. Well, for a time. Whenever he did not irritate her. He, thought, what all...
the thin line between mushroom and chicken soup, is anticipation, especially when you...
Woman in Black, a play in The West End, draws in unsuspecting thesbians with its boast...
would you take another womans man..? if you could. Well no, I dont want him, can you...
Suddenly I sat and realised again What is life and where is the end As if I was so different...
As i look in the mirror, what do i see a beautiful person staring at me. I look through the...
Well today’s an unusual kind of day I’m sat in an Asda carpark wasting my hours away . You see my better...
sat in the German Gym, outside Kings Cross, sipping my champagne cocktail, watching...
Time to take the plunge London is calling A fresh start needed no tears or bawling New life...
We have dissimal names with different faces from cultured countries and indigenous races . Just like tiny...