Accident

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Fire In The Hull

Fire In The Hull

Inspired by a very funny comment from Charu Shawd

This is another validation, that our lives are...

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THE OLD SAGGY TITS

THE OLD SAGGY TITS

I’m an old pair of saggy tits.
Once I was voluptuous
but now I look like total shit.
I...

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The Doll that Once Moved

The Doll that Once Moved

The doll that once moved
couldn't lift up her hand
her porcelain fingers were frozen
...

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Dared to jump

DARED TO JUMP
Today was the day
for the risk to take
as the train driver gulped...

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Casu Consulto

“Get down on the ground!”

…But the ground is dirty…

“Drop what you got or we’ll bring out...

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Repossessed

I had poured everything into a repossessed future, enduring a change in time.An interior of turmoil,tyranny...

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"Gone...

                 "Gone at 20"
Shortness of life, brings many emotions and the biggest challenge. So we try to just get through the shock of...
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Flatline

Flatline

Lying on cold pitch with blurred vision
Under the streetlights
Flickering faster than I can...

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HI GOD, GUESS WHO?

HI GOD, GUESS WHO?

Hi God...

Guess who?

I was thinking about some of the ways you call people home...

...

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Clear!

Clear!

I feel
The warmth
Sweeping
My body,
Clear!
............
I hear...

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Terror Through the Darkness

hold my hand whilst i stumble in to the light.
Shield me from the darkness thats held me hostage all...

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The face of heather

It was a freezing cold December morning,

one I’ll never forget,
their was a weather warning,...

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You Should Never Drink...

You Should Never Drink Prosecco On A Trampoline

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
...

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What if??

What if??

What if I told you I cried myself to sleep every night, what if I said that this was my last poem, what if...

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Photographer - a poetic ...

Photographer - a poetic "who done it?" riddle

He proposed, she said yes;
They planned the wedding and bought the dress
All was ready the...

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VOICEMAIL TO HIS BOSS

VOICEMAIL TO HIS BOSS

So you've had a bad day?

He was late for work...

Got the voicemail...

The reason...

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Fitbit mashup trouncing...

Fitbit mashup trouncing orthodox rubric 

(alternately titled: perp hosting everclear discord)

jump'n jack flash ("hot for teacher")
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