Alcohol

As far as fathers go
I guess he wasn't the best
But he is still my Dad
And I love him...

The stubble will be gone by tomorrow I think
Don't feel like shaving but could do with a drink...

That smoke cloud
It seems to make its way back round
And I'm blowing loud so it engulfs the...

Swirling lights,
Alcohol and its basic rights,
Girls swinging in the air,
But I don't...

Propped against the bar he couldn't see straight
The clock on the wall showed it to be very late...

Concentration is so easily distracted, when one ends up staring into space

It’s that feeling of “...

1 joint
2 shots
3 beers

A
Bad
Combination

1 drunk
2...

Good ole boys who like to drink, always order a jill of Jack;
If the barkeep asks what they’re...

Since I’m little, papa’s love will never run dry
That’s what papa says
My little heart’s...

The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do
Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo...

I dreamt of a time that my life would get better, a dream. I've dreamt for as long as I can remember....

The bedside clock showed just after four
No sleep during the night he knew for sure
Stumbled...

In the fragrant bowl before us,
Five voices whose power combine.
Singing loud the mighty...

Beautiful birdsong interrupted
By blaring sirens screaming
The drooling druggie flatlined...

Picture the scene 1956 in New York City
A drunken chap thought he was being witty
Thomas was...

He killed his family when he stepped on the throttle.
It was because he couldn't stop hitting the...

Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig
Went into town sporting a most garish wig
Why...