Alcohol

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A Relationship

A Relationship

See I'm actually a person, whom wants to be with someone they care for, not just for sex, and or pleasure,...

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I WONDER IF HE KNOWS

I WONDER IF HE KNOWS

As far as fathers go
I guess he wasn't the best
But he is still my Dad
And I love him...

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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT

The stubble will be gone by tomorrow I think
Don't feel like shaving but could do with a drink...

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Blowing loud

That smoke cloud
It seems to make its way back round
And I'm blowing loud so it engulfs the...

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The Clubs Linger

Swirling lights,
Alcohol and its basic rights,
Girls swinging in the air,
But I don't...

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PERILS OF DRINK

Propped against the bar he couldn't see straight
The clock on the wall showed it to be very late...

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DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!

Concentration is so easily distracted, when one ends up staring into space

It’s that feeling of “...

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Easy As 1,2,3...A,B,C

1 joint
2 shots
3 beers

A
Bad
Combination

1 drunk
2...

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A Jill of Jack

A Jill of Jack

Good ole boys who like to drink, always order a jill of Jack;
If the barkeep asks what they’re...

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Little blind me

(knows papa’s secret)

Little blind me

Since I’m little, papa’s love will never run dry
That’s what papa says
My little heart’s...

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THE DIPPY CHOOK

The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do
Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo...

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The Shaking Bottle

The Shaking Bottle

I dreamt of a time that my life would get better, a dream. I've dreamt for as long as I can remember....

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WHISKY IN THE MORNING

The bedside clock showed just after four
No sleep during the night he knew for sure
Stumbled...

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Life's Punch Drunk Chorus

Life's Punch Drunk Chorus

In the fragrant bowl before us,
Five voices whose power combine.
Singing loud the mighty...

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A Walk in the Park

A Walk in the Park

Beautiful birdsong interrupted
By blaring sirens screaming
The drooling druggie flatlined...

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FLYING THOMAS

Picture the scene 1956 in New York City
A drunken chap thought he was being witty
Thomas was...

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Hitting The Bottle

Hitting The Bottle

He killed his family when he stepped on the throttle.
It was because he couldn't stop hitting the...