Amusing

A man is not judged
"BY" what he does
"WITH" his life

He's only judged
"WITH"...

This must be a joke
The way you treat people
All the false words you spoke
We the...

When I get old and live with my kids

I'm gonna do all the things that they did
I'll get up...

The snow blows cold, down the hill, round the jagged rock,
It piles high against the barn,...

Pss... Pss... Wake up baby girl it's daddy.
You stirred, opened your little eyes, smiled and yelled...

I`ve just been for physio!

On this poor old back of mine!

Phew!...it was horrible!

...

Watching television on its stand...

Comedy sounds good to me...

Let's see what else is on...

Dear Morty

They got me on some pretty serious stuff Morty
I don't know if I will ever get...

Cockroaches at my neighbors house.

Man was I ever going in for a treat.

To end up at my...

I sit and muse about the archaic words I use.
Knitting sentences with my knitting needles,
my...

" Oh gosh! it will be Christmas again soon! "

To our little Jack, says I!

" Jack?! What...

Monday morning and I was getting ready to visit the dentist and as usual I was running late. Just as I was...

A blonde text`s her boyfriend saying she doesn`t know what IDK means and asks him if he knows what it means...

What happens if you get `scared half to death` twice?

Is it true that cannibals refuse to eat...

What`s the definition of sheer bloody bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!!

The...