Animal

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Overt and wanton police...

Overt and wanton police abuse analogous to societal sepsis

Martial law inapropos to stave, staunch,
and stem police brutality,
nevertheless commander in...

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That Damn Duck Hunt Dog

Inspired by the video game that was manufactured by Nintendo.

That Damn Duck Hunt Dog

Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt.
But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt...

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Creatures of the night

Creatures of the night

Creatures of the night

Dusk awakened when all the birds did fly as Venus shone like a diamond in...

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Pretty little Maisie mouse

Pretty little Maisie mouse

Maisie mouse is such a pretty little thing
She combs her whiskers on her face
While she does...

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The Prickles Shindig

The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm
& Everyone was there...

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Lay Down Your Weapons

Lay Down Your Weapons

What is a trophy? It’s a symbol of success,
When people clap & cheer, those who try best...

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Pinky and Perky

Pinky and Perky

Pinky and Perky were a pair of pink pigs
One played the fiddle as the other danced the jigs
...

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I Killed Mister Ed

I Killed Mister Ed

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

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Pandemic

Pandemic

The birds are screaming from the top of their lungs

Celebrating the world healing itself
...

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“Oh what a crying shame”

“Oh what a crying shame”

Each and every minute I listen to the very same
the second hand loud tick tock of the cuckoo clock...

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THE SAYINGS OF AN ANIMAL


The camel in the zoo got the hump one day
No other zoo animals wanted to play
The...

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Billy’s bloated belly ?

Billy’s bloated belly ?

Billy boy slumped to the ground he wasn’t feeling very well coz his belly was bloated and he was coughing...

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Pamela the proggy hoggy ?

Pamela the proggy hoggy ?

Pretty Pamela Prog was a particular proud hedgehog
As she daily dusted dead leaves out of her...

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GEORGE THE GOOSE GOES...

George the goose went food shopping today
Nothing unusual in that before you say
He made his...

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Run little Rabbits ???

Run little Rabbits ???

I see little bunnies hopping in play
There really are Rabbits in our garden today
Loads of...

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Roadkill

Roadkill

You kept them cooped up,
ripening in their cigarette packets.
Fleshless, cracked and empty...

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CATS AND DOGS


"You're barking up the wrong tree" said by a doggie
" No need to get catty" replied the cute...