Martial law inapropos to stave, staunch, and stem police brutality, nevertheless commander in...
Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt. But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt...
Creatures of the night
Dusk awakened when all the birds did fly as Venus shone like a diamond in...
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Maisie mouse is such a pretty little thing She combs her whiskers on her face While she does...
Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair They held a party on the farm & Everyone was there...
What is a trophy? It’s a symbol of success, When people clap & cheer, those who try best...
Pinky and Perky were a pair of pink pigs One played the fiddle as the other danced the jigs ...
While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed. I accidentally ran over that talking...
The birds are screaming from the top of their lungs
Celebrating the world healing itself ...
Each and every minute I listen to the very same the second hand loud tick tock of the cuckoo clock...
The camel in the zoo got the hump one day No other zoo animals wanted to play The...
Billy boy slumped to the ground he wasn’t feeling very well coz his belly was bloated and he was coughing...
Pretty Pamela Prog was a particular proud hedgehog As she daily dusted dead leaves out of her...
George the goose went food shopping today Nothing unusual in that before you say He made his...
I see little bunnies hopping in play There really are Rabbits in our garden today Loads of...
You kept them cooped up, ripening in their cigarette packets. Fleshless, cracked and empty...
"You're barking up the wrong tree" said by a doggie " No need to get catty" replied the cute...