Animal

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hippopotamus & the shrew

hippopotamus & the shrew

“Please don’t hurt me” shrieked the shrew as she sobbed with her mighty yelp
“If you step in my...

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The mystery of the mushroom

The mystery of the mushroom

I bet you’ve always wondered
why & when field mushrooms grow
Well I shall let you into a...

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ESCAPING FROM LONDON ZOO

This story could be a joke or could be true
A frog escaped today from London Zoo
With his...

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The Doggy Dog Dog

In my sudden haste I said all men were dogs
until I came across a doggy dog dog
Precieved a...

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‘Survival of the fittest’

‘Survival of the fittest’

Smell the rotting stench of death
Putrid particles fill the air
Betwixt this massive mould...

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Meow

Black cat cuddles up on my knee . True love .Tabby cat sleeps soundly on the bed. True companion . Furry...

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Farmyard frolics

Farmyard frolics

“Coo roo-c’too coo, Coo roo-c’too coo”
Wood pigeons call outside my window
In anticipation...

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Crocs!!!

Crocs!!!

Eerie eyes
a weird noise
one thousand eyes
red and horrible.

SPLASH, GROWN!...

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SWEET YULIN SOULS

SWEET YULIN SOULS

See us now
A bright white light
For we shall guide your rise
Out of tortured fright...

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~Moonlight~

~Moonlight~

Lambent orbs in twilight stray,
Dew drops and gossamer glisten below,
Deer and fawn in blade...

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My Forgotten Life.


I am a part of what humans call “ industrial farming”
My future wrapped in cellophane.. my...

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The Bar Once Seen A Lion

I once took a lion into an all men's bar
At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his...

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The raven

The raven
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Tiddilywinks is two?

Tiddilywinks is two?

Tiddilywinks was in a hurry
She was rushing for a date
to her friend’s burrow in the meadow...

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"Shaking It Out"

"Shaking It Out"

"I got cut off at the meeting,
I'm completely enraged,
by a staff member.

She doesn't...

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Letters from Artemis - Alpha

He stoops low towards my shoulder,
digging rugged claws into bare flesh.
Rest here ally....

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A PENGUIN WITH HIGH HEELS

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came...