âPlease donât hurt meâ shrieked the shrew as she sobbed with her mighty yelp âIf you step in my...
I bet youâve always wondered why & when field mushrooms grow Well I shall let you into a...
This story could be a joke or could be true A frog escaped today from London Zoo With his...
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In my sudden haste I said all men were dogs until I came across a doggy dog dog Precieved a...
Smell the rotting stench of death Putrid particles fill the air Betwixt this massive mould...
Black cat cuddles up on my knee . True love .Tabby cat sleeps soundly on the bed. True companion . Furry...
âCoo roo-câtoo coo, Coo roo-câtoo cooâ Wood pigeons call outside my window In anticipation...
Eerie eyes a weird noise one thousand eyes red and horrible.
SPLASH, GROWN!...
See us now A bright white light For we shall guide your rise Out of tortured fright...
Lambent orbs in twilight stray, Dew drops and gossamer glisten below, Deer and fawn in blade...
I am a part of what humans call â industrial farmingâ My future wrapped in cellophane.. my...
I once took a lion into an all men's bar At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his...
Tiddilywinks was in a hurry She was rushing for a date to her friendâs burrow in the meadow...
"I got cut off at the meeting, I'm completely enraged, by a staff member.
She doesn't...
He stoops low towards my shoulder, digging rugged claws into bare flesh. Rest here ally....
I decided on visiting the zoo today I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say The penguins came...