Animal

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came...

A whale rises from the depths of the ocean,
His body black against the blue of the sea;
Yet,...

A halo round the fading moon,
Sweet mist upon the grass.
The croak of frogs from yon lagoon...

Betwixt charcoal of bough and gossamer thread,
Under rocks and thicket and serene of mead,
...

If chickens could talk what would they say ?
Maybe tell that murderer to put that gun away
...

This stray cat wonders from street to street
If he had a home his life would be complete...

bitches and whores
bastards and boars
pig brained single
celled neanderthal
...

Have you ever said goodbye to a cat ?
I've been told by friends it's not as simple as that...

Little prickly hedgehog
It is time for you to wake
You can come out of hibernation
...

I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke.
My goat ate my winning lottery ticket and...

Though I shy away from drink,
an unexpected case
of DT's finds this ace
of spades (...

The Bender Monkey

Betwixt a country footpath on the edge of a dusty verge
Between North...

Tho history books may not mention it
There used to be a woolly land
That’s when every family...

There was sheep in the field
Not a surprise.
Rueful look at the dog
Sorry , not this...

Mr and Mrs Monkey had a monkey son
Like other monkeys he swung on trees for fun
He also ate...

“COME BY” shouted the shepherd a-herding his flock of sheep
“WAY TO ME” he yelled again to
...