Appalling

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Warm and Toasty

Warm and Toasty

Cuddled up in coziness
snug as a bug in a rug
Huddled from the frozeness
I give...

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The Nature of the Beast

The Nature of the Beast

Swirling and swelling
from the forecaster’s foretelling
Rumbles of grumbles tumultuous...

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Oh Salty Sea

Oh Salty Sea

Waves thunderclap over the harbour wall
Rising in a raging rupture and crashing with the fall...

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CANCER IS CURABLE

CANCER IS CURABLE

C is for the checkup just a regular routine
A is the agony if anything sinister is seen
N is...

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Storm Dennis

Storm Dennis

Oh my God this storm Dennis is such a nasty felllow
He’s blowing and a’whistling like an out of...

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Stan’s sordid affair

Stan’s sordid affair

He lies beside Shiela calling Shirley in his sleep
Luckily Shiela hasn’t heard him coz her dream is...

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Her Putrid Pasties

Her Putrid Pasties

She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet
with stubby sausage little toes that...

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Another Year’s Cycle

Another Year’s Cycle

Blowing blizzards of bleakness and blight
From an onset of flourish on the early morning light...

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TINA JENKINS

Tina Jenkins is in a bad place today
Nobody listens to what she has to say
Last night's...

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I wish I had a crystal ball

I wish I had a crystal ball

What a world of chaotic confusion
now we have this Coronavirus keeping people in seclusion
...

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So Storm Ciara

So Storm Ciara

So storm Ciara you have reached our shores with your thunderous claps and unfriendly uproars
My...

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“Atishoo atashoo”

“Atishoo atashoo”

I started sneezing in the superstore
Well I just couldn’t stop
So “Atichoo atashoo”
I...

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“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

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Beware the common cold

Beware the common cold

Beware the common cold with the snuffles and those sneezes
Is it Coronavirus blowing amidst the...

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Do not believe everything...

Do not believe everything you hear

Buzzing
Blither blatherers
Cackling
Chitter chatterers
Insinuating Innuendos...

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The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus

Wuhan in China
Everybody wearing masks
The Coronavirus
Has given scientists tasks...

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Verkrag

The lights were slowly fading out as the sounds consumed me. I could feel a faint pounding, as if the world...