Because

There sat the terrible Tweedledee and Tweedledums
Both at opposite ends of the classroom twiddling...

If we could bring back the dead. Guardian angels we wish where by our side instead. I even wish it deep in...

The school cat likes the children he loves to watch them play
but as this purr-fect pet scans each...

Through the hours and minutes in my hesitancy
I ponder as I panic in my residency
in a state...

It’s that hissy day
That get the fuck outa my way day
The what ever you say day
It...

She’d always been good at pretending,
And it seemed at most times that this was for the best....

Well today’s an unusual kind of day I’m sat in an Asda carpark wasting my hours away . You see my better...

Remember the time you went to school
Everyone had a teacher they thought was cool
Taught the...

The wrong things
lived in me quietly..
As time passed
they grew widely
And In...

I look up to the skies and I watch the rolling cloud, whilst it effortlessly floats on..canopies for our...

I don’t need you anymore
Why
Because I’ve found true friends not like you but ones that haven...

Everybody everywhere uses loo roll & lather, I’m known as a hoarder with as many packets as I can...

When someone tries to make something better, not everyone appreciates someone's hard work and their...

Shoutout to the martians the earth is full
We used up all our resources to make our selves look cool...

If I am flesh does that make me human?
If I think in twos does that make me human?
If I dump...