Funny

Multiple words that make the list
Must ring profound with a twist.
Thoughts scatter to and...

I know I’m growing older by the day –
Things that I’d have bypassed years before
Strike me as...

I have a friend who beats his chest
Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed
He goes out...

“I dunno when the last time he done that.”
Came from the TV screen at fever-pitch
He got...

There was a bee who never flew
His wing just never ever grew
He was so very sad
...

On weekend drives,
when I pass cows I make the moo noise,
passing horses I make a whinny...

I dumped SuperGirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.

They are literally harder...

LOL!!!
Three letters exclaimed.
No need to reply,
Just laugh out in vein.

...

Earth quakes Hand shakes Bone breaks piss takes

Story's end new ones start

We click...

Edwin is a unicorn
But there’s something you should know.
Edwin does not have a horn
...

Where do you go

you escape everytime

you're not in the basket

and not on the line...

Let me take your coat

and get you settled in a chair

here pass me your brolly

i'll...

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Hello?

Hey!

Oh Hey...

I was expecting Sparrowsong to answer...

Sparrowsong...

Check out Naimi

It's quite yummy

If you're interested in that sort of thing.

It's...

Guys not chasing girls, girls are chasing us

There’s no reason why, we need make a fuss

...

Chickens chickens in my yard
where you scratch the ground is marred
you flap your wings and...