Funny

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I...

A beautiful villain
I’m Cruella de Vil
Fur covered femdom
Who knows how to thrill...

If what you are wishin
Is based on tradition
Be careful of what you wish for

Because...

The mind of a precocious cryptic, and a heart of benevolent warmth the reverence from all shall come....

Oh Shit what's going on?
Something ain't right.... sure's wrong!
*rings wife on the phone*...

A long, hard day of stress and grief

with whispered insults - I grit my teeth.

My blood...

Nothing rhymes with limpet.

There's lots that rhyme with lumpet

like a strumpet...

Send us your poems the advert said

I had some ideas in my head

My thoughts I must commit to...

There is no such thing

As no strings attached

You can’t have sex

And never think...

Orphan Andy

(paradoy of a folk poem my mother use to read to me)

It's a dark and story...

The poster caught my eye, it drew me in

You can look like this, you too can be thin

Stop...

Confessions Of A Married Septuagenarian Man

My wife is satisfied every night. I look over, and...

I am old KGB
From former CCCP

I ride a horsey
And don’t wear T

Leader of the...

What are my PROBLEMS?

Everyday when I wake up, I'm known to make everyone laugh

To let my...

Lady don't think twice
You are sweet like sugar and spice
And you are so satisfying
...

When I was a boy, a teen, and a man

I watched Mary Tyler Moore on television

Throwing...

Kansas city

Artistic

Thespian

Blunt

Unafraid

Forgiving

...