Funny

Looks here what do we see
A funny man, dweedle dee dee
His wonky eye and messy hair
He...

There is a young lady so clever

who will see this young boy never.

He's just a blunt tool...

I am a man who loves Sears and tools a lot.

But if you're wondering if...

Happy mew year to you,

Happy mew year to you!

I don't see how it changes,

But happy...

who would I be if I were not me. I couldn't be something I am not for I have to keep it real with others...

Q. What do you do if you run out of time?

A. Buy Newsweek.

Did the term “Monkey Business...

Mr Henry Dillon, was shopping at the store,
He was looking for some skittles, and dropped them on...

Q. What is Jewish Foreplay?

A. One hour of begging.

Q. How do you tell who the Groom is...

Do you have to be, as naughty as you are. Chewing up the Christmas tree and the boys toy car. You jump on...

One day near Christmas, some years ago,

In a church turned white with ice and snow,

A...

Hey all you Poopers

Please take my advice

Smile at the world

Always try to be nice...

Inspired By Georgina Richardson

On the first day of Christmas, Bertie gave Gertie the jitters. A...

When Hillary Clinton lost on election night, she went wild.

She...

If your Surgeon tells you that you need back surgery, and you are afraid to have it, tell him you’d rather...

Why do we love the F bomb, and others find it absurd,
After all what it is basically, is just...

Toe beans
Pink and round
Sometimes covered
With soft floof

Ah!
Watch...

A good Geography teacher should never be able to tell a pupil to get lost!

Only if she's playing...