Funny

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Larry's Responses To...

Larry's Responses To Georgina's Twit Club 11/28/16

A good Geography teacher should never be able to tell a pupil to get lost!

Only if she's playing...

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Johnny Rotten For President

Johnny Rotten For President

Johnny Fucking Rotten For President

why not he lives in California

Johnny Fucking Rotten...

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MY BLUE LAUNDRY

MY BLUE LAUNDRY

I PUT SOAP IN MY LAUNDRY AND IT TRUNED IT TRUNDED AND TRUNDED MY LAUNDRY TRUNED BLUE SO I SUED ,MY BLUE...

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Where Did Her Boobs Go?

Where Did Her Boobs Go?

During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.

My wife's...

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Halloween

Halloween

Creepy creepers and ghostly ghouls

Knock knock knocking on all of the fools.

Into the...

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Get a Room

Get a Room

Hill and Don

got a room

the tension was high

they could not control it

she...

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Banshee Birds From Hell

Banshee Birds From Hell

Screams outside my window wake me up at night

Screams outside my window give me an awful fright...

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Lucky Linda In The Fifth

Lucky Linda In The Fifth

This tale again is about Roger and me, in early summer of nineteen sixty-two;

We had our high...

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NONSENSE POEM

NONSENSE POEM

Had to go for a blood test today
I arrived at the hospital
It was mid afternoon
The...

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Homework

Homework is bad it makes me go mad it makes me so tired and board,

I wish homework was gone or not...

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HELLO (THE TWIT CLUB)

HELLO  (THE TWIT CLUB)

CHEERS!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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BLOG,BLOG,BLOG

BLOG,BLOG,BLOG

Blog, blog , blog
What is a blog?
I’ll tell you exactly
What it is
And it goes...

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My Kids

My Kids

kids are strange or atleast mine are,
the wierdest people i've met by far.

Their little...

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Answers To Larrys Twit Club...

Answers To Larrys Twit Club Trivia Quiz

It scares the shit out of their dogs.

Because they are all visiting gravesites in other Burroughs...

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The Original Streakers

The Original Streakers

Continuing on about the daring capers, that my friend Roger and I conjured up;

Is the one about the...

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Larry’s The Twit Club...

Larry’s The Twit Club Trivia Quiz

Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?

Why are there no Italians in Manhattan on Sundays?...

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funny one liners

A ONION CAN MAKE PEOPLE CRY BUT THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VEGETABLE INVENTEN THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH.IF ALL IS...