Funny

These are all the answers in response to Georgina Richardsons "Silly Questions"

Wow! You have...

There was a man call uffalump
Who couldn’t help himself but trump
The smell kept all his...

The Poem Garden
got clogged up… became a dump
some good poems came in
and acted as...

Mom had an ingenious plan
For her dieting inspiration
Hang Farrah Fawcett’s poster
On...

I am a renowned Doctor

I travel the world curing constipation

I have discovered, it’s “...

Inspired by Deborah Evans

Just two years after our wedding, my Linda was going to turn fifty;...

When I was a young lad, I thought

About what I wanted to be when I grew up.

The first one...

A man once called Albert Einstein a dumb ass.

He replied, “Yes, that’s absolutely true”.

...

For Georgina’s and Larry’s Humorous Poem Contest

I really love to flatulate, I do it all the time...

Secret Commando

In the dark jungle

Donald got sprayed

With a nasty chemical...

Last night I see some girls crying
So I went over and try to be a gentleman
And when I ask...

It was early morning
lazy Sunday,
passing by the downstairs bathroom
I noticed the...

Parody of song --------Singer CARLY SIMON-a song composed by Marvin Hamlisch with lyrics by Carole Bayer...

I I Stopped working and wrote this

I I don’t want the mansion on the hill anymore

I I want...

Once upon a drunk bachelors early night,

This guy decided to go down to a local drinking site,...

There’s an erudite word called juxtaposition, that indicates a unity to me;

It’s when two things in...