"If only, when I was lonely, all those times when I was high, and instead of the drugs...
I'm playing a game and waiting on friends, to come and play and then resend, but on...
Cometh the hour, bleak in spawn, They watch and wait in light denied. Oppression comes in...
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Where are you little child of mine We've been playing peek a boo from just after nine You...
What's this? As if a twist! A thirst for more? You dirty whore!
A lesson to...
How i wish I could visit Aunt Chris Such a very special person She is someone I do miss...
Play a game of hide and seek, Count to ten and do not peek, First the count starts at one,...
Olly is Laurens guinea pig He is staying here for a while His Mum is on her holidays ...
It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me. I asked them to give me a game...
âTelĹ me about the rankingsâ Said the spider to the fly, âIs it votes all given by the...
Aye let's talk about pain. You see pain is a crazy thing, and the craziest things you could...
Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool. I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....
Well done lads, Youâve done a whole nation proud, If it was semis this time, Just...
Bang! 9mm bullet impales my stomach, How can one stomach the gore of war.
Bang! Another rips...
My nephew is making me play a different version of hide and seek. This version involves a gun, if he...
With our penalty omens out of our way, Come on England, We can do this, We just need a...
Really? All this anguish, Crying and pain, All over a damn computer game!? ...