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Check Mate

Check Mate

What's this?
As if a twist!
A thirst for more?
You dirty whore!

A lesson to...

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Aunt Christina Dixon❤️

How i wish I could visit Aunt Chris
Such a very special person
She is someone I do miss...

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Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek

Play a game of hide and seek,
Count to ten and do not peek,
First the count starts at one,...

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Laurens clever little Olly

Olly is Laurens guinea pig
He is staying here for a while
His Mum is on her holidays
...

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There's No Bigger...

There's No Bigger Piece Of Crap Than E.T.

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

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The Rankings Game

The Rankings Game

‘Telł me about the rankings’
Said the spider to the fly,
‘Is it votes all given by
the...

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PAIN

PAIN

Aye let's talk about pain.
You see pain is a crazy thing,
and the craziest things you could...

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Bald Bull

Bald Bull

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

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Well done lads. You done a...

Well done lads,
You’ve done a whole nation proud,
If it was semis this time,
Just...

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Gunshot Victim

Bang! 9mm bullet impales my stomach,
How can one stomach the gore of war.

Bang! Another rips...

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A Different Version of Hide...

My nephew is making me play a different version of hide and seek.
This version involves a gun, if he...

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Penalty omen out of the way

With our penalty omens out of our way,
Come on England,
We can do this,
We just need a...

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Really!? All this anguish,...

Really?
All this anguish,
Crying and pain,
All over a damn computer game!?
...

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fortnite

fortnite

fortnite the game that has taken over the world
its either the money or the game
don't go to...

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My NES

My NES

My parents bought me an NES thirty years ago in 1988.
At the time, owning that video game console...

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GAMEOVER

GAMEOVER

I guess that I didn’t play the game right because in the end I died
And the main object of the game...

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Risk Takers

Risk Takers

Yeah I am
the guy
that goes
all in

Cards held to
the chest
...