Monster

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Beastly

Beastly

Scratches…tapping windowpane,
Tis it sounds of dreary rain?
Twas that menacing grisly grin...

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Now I sit Me Down To Eat

Now I sit Me Down To Eat

Now I sit me down to eat,
Juicy cadaver sweetmeat
Bowing bristly head to feast.
...

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Monsters

Monsters

Little eyes
Be brave
For the day is scorched
and shall end so grave
Hide your...

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Ravenous

Ravenous

Adrift buoyant my sweet
Tis sealife one shall greet
Tendril of tangled web
Into murky...

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What would you do?

How would you deal with 30 year memories of being sexually...

01/11/2020
What would you do?

What would you do?
If your mum and dad were downstairs...

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Dead Dognappers

Dead Dognappers

There’s a new atrocity in our country, Dognapping is its name;
Where folks while walking their...

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Never To Live Never to Die

While I lay here in this wooden box a corpse
with dreadful hair and nails that only a monster should...

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The Dinosaur

The Dinosaur

My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears,
tried to get a bit frisky after having a few...

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On Call

SDS

On Call

Split the Family,
Destroy the known u n i v e r s e !
Satan is on call.

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Muraenidae

Moray Eel

Muraenidae

slithering through underwater tundras
weaving in and out of crevices and rocks
swaying with...

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Eat me

Which is the prettiest flower?
Flowers are delicate and have a sweetly sickly scent that leaves...

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That monster inside of me πŸ‘Ή

That monster inside of me πŸ‘Ή

That monster inside of me will make me grow old and chilblain my bones every time I get cold

He...

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A demonous Devil’s servant πŸ™

A demonous Devil’s servant πŸ™

Twisting and turning his tentacles in the sea

That Octopus-like monster stretches so easily...

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β€œWhat’s big, pink allover...

β€œWhat’s big, pink allover with bright yellow dots”? 🀣

Mr. Blobby has a bulbous belly

And his favourite food is a bucket full of jelly

He doesn’t...

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The View From My Window

The View From My Window

The view from my window,
it’s beautiful, in fact.
Oh, the view from my window is beautiful,...

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I can't

Written about someone very close to me that I just keep hurting.

I can't

Fallen angel,
Trudging the harsh land,
Innocent, Chocolate puppy eyes,
A smile that...