Monster

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Seawater Croon

Seawater Croon

Lulling to thee
Abysmal tis she
Seamen take note
Upon brine afloat

Accursed...

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The Monster

The monster hiding in the dark, it gives nothing but a frightening spark.

Thou mustn't fear it,...

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Knock, Knock

Knock, Knock

Hidden in darkness near bedroom wall
Closet door opens, shadow hushed crawl
Sudden thump...

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Running From My Problems

Avoidance is how I cope with things
But it isn't healthy, I know that
I can't face the...

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Dana

Dana

Dana had frozen instantly,
When she saw the creature look,
Hiding in some thickett,
...

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I can’t Hear You

I can’t Hear You

With change I hear the monster less, however the monster will always exist.

With change I see the...

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Beastly

Beastly

Scratches…tapping windowpane,
Tis it sounds of dreary rain?
Twas that menacing grisly grin...

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Now I sit Me Down To Eat

Now I sit Me Down To Eat

Now I sit me down to eat,
Juicy cadaver sweetmeat
Bowing bristly head to feast.
...

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Monsters

Monsters

Little eyes
Be brave
For the day is scorched
and shall end so grave
Hide your...

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Ravenous

Ravenous

Adrift buoyant my sweet
Tis sealife one shall greet
Tendril of tangled web
Into murky...

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What would you do?

How would you deal with 30 year memories of being sexually...

01/11/2020
What would you do?

What would you do?
If your mum and dad were downstairs...

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Dead Dognappers

Dead Dognappers

There’s a new atrocity in our country, Dognapping is its name;
Where folks while walking their...

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Never To Live Never to Die

While I lay here in this wooden box a corpse
with dreadful hair and nails that only a monster should...

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The Dinosaur

The Dinosaur

My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears,
tried to get a bit frisky after having a few...

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On Call

SDS

On Call

Split the Family,
Destroy the known u n i v e r s e !
Satan is on call.

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Muraenidae

Moray Eel

Muraenidae

slithering through underwater tundras
weaving in and out of crevices and rocks
swaying with...