Old

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TO SEE THE WORLD

TO SEE THE WORLD

To see the world through a young boys eyes
Is usually full of wonder and twice the size
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PENSIONERS OLYMPICS

PENSIONERS OLYMPICS

The pensioners Olympics starts at 11.00 each day
As they try to arrive at the supermarket without...

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Blood

Blood

(image from Modern Farmer)
B- Blood is red.
L- Lucid dreams may be filled with them.
O...

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The Inspector

The Inspector

I- Inspector T inspects the place.
N- Nook and cranny is what catches his eye.
S- Suspecting...

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How To Know You Are In Your...

How To Know You Are In Your Golden Years

Do you ever say
Hey Doc, would you prescribe, wink, wink, that little blue pill
I am willing...

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2017 Comes To an End

It hasn't been the worst or best year that I've seen.
Tonight at 12 A.M., It will be the end of 2017...

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The Warmth of Boats?

The Warmth of Boats?

Just a pinprick now on the horizon
I watch as you slowly come near.
Your head bowed as though...

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He just another antique in...

Older now he was
To old for people to care
He sits ruminating about bygone times
He...

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He just another antique in...

Older now he was
To old for people to care
He sits ruminating about bygone times
He...

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Growing Old

Growing Old

God really takes the bloody piss
to make us women go through this!
My wrinkles deepen...

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One more time

One more time

Learn, live,
love, give,
me, you,
us too,
one breath,
final death,...

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Romeo

Romeo

Royalty, he said to me,
He spoke his name like it was a curse,
To shed the burden and lose...

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The Lady And The Dog

The Lady And The Dog

There was an old lady,
Who was going to the shop,
She went to buy something,
But she...

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Old Books

Old Books
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The Old Man

The Old Man

The old man was on the bank down by the lake,
Sitting in silence in his wheelchair,
A blanket...

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Bring it on!!!! (...

Bring it on!!!! ( lighthearted, non intellectual ,respite!)

When I hit 80 I’ll wear pink……
And I wont care what others think,
‘cause I’ll be old enough...