Comedy

Sparrowsong how was Rollerskating?

Good...

Did you have a good time?

Yes......

John’s boys, 18 and 20,
did not like cleaning their dishes
and putting them away.
...

Crisp white shirt
Little piggy eyes
A bit too much hair gel
To perfect your disguise...

Trump Our Great Compassionate Leader

Quote the Donald Trump
Our Great compassionate Leader...

I have the dentist blues
I have them bad
Have to go to the dentist
For my twice yearly...

If your boyfriend
Provides no pleasure
Then, he is not
The one to treasure

...

NS
Why I fell for you,
Why I fell for you can be told but not felt,
I fell got your...

I was happy to hear your voice,
Thank you for calling,
But that’ll be the last.
...

You disappear without a trace
With no words left in your place
The feeling i get when you're...

Northerns saaaaay
so-duh pop!
Southerners saaaaay
Damn!
It’s hot!
In...

Having three is better than having two
When it comes to body parts this is not quite true...

"Take me by the hand" he'd said
"You might be old but you're not dead.
Put on your shoes and...

~ The Box Collection (No.XX)

She’s moving.
She’s taking him with her.
I wonder where...

My friend Jaime was working in the Bear Nest
Condominiums in Park Ridge New Jersey in 1992.
...

When old fogies wake up in the morning
And find, they just can’t crack a smile
They should...

I'd spent my life rejecting
Any real love proposals,
Instead giving parts of myself to wicked...

in places of your solitude and
thoughts

in the beauty of mirrors
scenes of you...