Comedy

Sometimes at night
When I can’t sleep
I start to count
Those stupid sheep

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In which a drunk Joseph knocks on his mothers door coming to drunk-terms with the fact no matter how...

Mrs. Grumpy was always angry
Mrs. Grumpy was always upset

Mrs. Grumpy was once happy...

Those who know the eye of tiger
Will think of a muscly boxer,
But i think of eye of the tiger...

This is my first ever poem so any replies / criticism is greatly appreciated.

Straight out of...

Look into my eyes
Can you imagine how?
How these windows that traps
my very soul stays...

The secret of eternal joy, unrivaled by another,
is sitting on my lazy 'arse while pampered by my...

If I could have a sister, a beauty without flaw.
The kind of face to make men weep and women stare...

God really takes the bloody piss
to make us women go through this!
My wrinkles deepen...

Sweetie Sweetie little Goldfish...

You sure do enjoy swimming and blowing those kisses...

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C an't I just have one?
O nly a bite, and I'll' be done.
O h how I really miss you.
K...

Entertain me daily is drowning me slowly
Change the channel and pull the trigger
Stars...

Imagine what we see isn't for real
What if we had lollipops for trees
And the bus driver...

Last Tuesday night was Halloween, I came up with a very interesting plan;
I decided I’d dress 1960’...

Mango sunshine sweetness cuts through
My cabbage styled life,
One of normality and everyday...

I've written a poem
I've done it in rhyme
The content is sketchy
The tempo is fine....

Walking in the evening night feels amazing
It’s been so long since I’ve felt this good
I bet...