Haiku

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Caipzx

Poke holes
In my caramel
Hold money
Thats my paper girl
You want to argue...

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Pain’s Purposeful Pleasure

Pain’s Purposeful Pleasure

Inspired by DBlankportrait’s powerful poem, “How Do I Unfold The Edges Of My Heart”

I want no...

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Eight Days A Day

Eight Days A Day

Today is the last one of the first week, on your new Accounting job;
Your hours are eight a.m. to...

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Scared Schiffless

Scared Schiffless

Last night I watched an interview, that brought me total joy;
As I listened to this smart man speak...

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Constant Comments

Constant Comments

We have to really apologize, for our lateness of response;
Your comments are now piling up, our...

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Linda Had A Brain Fart

Linda Had A Brain Fart

Things went real well yesterday, at Linda’s first day on the job;
I had made some arrangements with...

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Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow

Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow

This day is very different, from any other in seventeen years;
For it’s the first one I will be...

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Put Downs

Put Downs

When I was a lad of thirteen, there was an expression we learned in school;
It was the two words...

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Nikki Loved Linda

Nikki Loved Linda

This photo was taken in April, 1993
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When I met my Soulmate Linda, she already had a true...

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Squirreling It Away

Squirreling It Away

We have a brand new little furry friend, who visits us every day;
He comes for the bread we put out...

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The Most Important Ring

The Most Important Ring

One usually thinks of diamonds, when talking about a ring;
They sparkle with such beauty, and make...

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A Thousand Oaks Turned...

A Thousand Oaks Turned Weeping Willows

Another senseless massacre, has happened yesterday;
Twelve blessed innocent people, mowed down in a...

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The Interview

The Interview


Linda got a call on Wednesday, from a construction company;
They are in need of an excellent...

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Reality

Reality

I'm not mad
I'm aware
Not only of lies
Of truth
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~Bell

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Royal Fuck

Royal Fuck

Fuck it
Fuck
I'm done
Fuck fuck fuck
fucky fuck
I can't take it
...

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Fairy Tales Can Come True

Fairy Tales Can Come True

We all have dreams and aspirations, for a Fairy Tale to come true;
I knew that mine had been...

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The House Is Ours, Happy...

The House Is Ours, Happy Days Are Here Again

A Victory for Democracy

Hip, Hip, Hooray fellow Democrats, the voters have awoke;
Trumps...