Haiku

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The Backwards Taxi

The Backwards Taxi

In July of nineteen ninety-four, we were in Las Vegas on a trip;
Staying at a nice hotel, right on...

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The Queen Of Farts

The Queen Of Farts

The Royal Flatulation Infatuation
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This is a little know story, telling of a Royal from the...

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Dreams Are Wishes From The...

Dreams Are Wishes From The Heart

Inspired by the song “A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes” from Cinderella

If dreams were really...

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Lights Out

Lights Out

Inspired by Dean Kuch’s frightening poem “I Am A Horror Writer”

When I was a lad of only six, I...

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You Are My Souls Inspiration

You Are My Souls Inspiration

Inspired by The Righteous Brothers “Soul and Inspiration”

I have never known such beauty, as the...

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Where The Hell Is The Car?

Where The Hell Is The Car?

Twenty-five years ago, in Massachusetts, Linda and I went to a shopping mall;
It was a little bit...

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You Forgot Your Food

You Forgot Your Food

In late March of 1964, my ex-wife and I got some news;
We were going to need a bedroom, painted...

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Fringe Benefits

Fringe Benefits

We dedicate this to Kassandra, David, and their beloved Soulmate Fringe

Our dear friends,...

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I Hit Broadway

I Hit Broadway

Photograph is of the 1410 Building where I worked

In April of 1964, two months after my first wife...

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May Day-The Maypole Dance

May Day-The Maypole Dance

Photograph of The Maypole Dance, Fairview High School, circa 1960's
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An event dating back...

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Connected

Connected

In the Summer of 1964, I was dealing in coins full time;
Foreign ones were really hot then, the...

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I guess

I guess I'm you late night call
Your drunken kiss
The girl you miss
When you taste...

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Friday Nights With My...

Friday Nights With My Father And Dean

My Father’s favorite TV show, on Friday nights back then;
Was Dean Martin’s wild hour, oft those...

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The Days Of Our Lives

The Days Of Our Lives

Photograph of us last night at Karaoke with our friends, Kassandra and Dave
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Each day we...

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Tea-House Of The August Moon

Tea-House Of The August Moon

Inspired by Enya’s beautiful song, “Tea-House Moon

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The last moon that you would ever see...

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The Honeymooners- A Tale Of...

The Honeymooners- A Tale Of My First Marriage

Having eloped, now with a license in my hand, I called my Mom and Dad;
They were vacationing in...

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Presumed Guilty

Presumed Guilty

Inspired by my wife's and my anger at these Social Injustices

I always thought in the United...