Nonsense

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The Comp

Companionship--challenged
Complicated--psychology
Compromised--identity
...

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The Provocateur

tongue in cheek poetry

Am I too good
Or am I really shit?
Why don't my efforts
make the hit?

I...

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CLAIRE, MABEL AND DAVID LEE...

So we all need a laugh in these trying times
Here then is one of my funniest rhymes
Concerns...

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Hand me a spanner!

It's an obsession I've got to drop
A new addiction
Please make it stop
This blasted...

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A Nasty Companion

I have a deficiency
It dwells in the gap
Let's call him Apathy
He likes to take a nap...

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Reffo Eht

What did it mean?
Why me?
This heavy burden displayed in the sky
for only me to see...

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A’ Pickin’ A’Chicken’ ?

Matthew’s comp lol ?

A’ Pickin’ A’Chicken’ ?

ā€œStop ya bickerin’

So you don’t like me a pickin’ a’Chicken ?ā€
but I aint a sucker
I...

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ALICE MAKES A CAKE

Alice is making a cake for me today
Going to be interesting I have to say
Never has she made...

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The Gristle..ing chicken (...

I am a chicken
and I gristle
a lot

Oh yes people say
Stop moaning
...

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My Intangible Possessions

No one can take them away from my eyes...

the birds and the dew drops

They are one
...

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SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS

Someone will always be smarter than you
A well known fact that's perfectly true
Doesn't...

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A NUN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

Have you seen that nun over there ?
She has a habit and doesn't seem to care
I wonder what...

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With one mans gain, there&...

Just offer a helping hand

With one mans gain,
There’s always a another mans loss,
Another mans pain,
For...

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A.I.O.N.A.R.A.P

don't let this ruin any relationship

A.I.O.N.A.R.A.P

A ll throughout the centuries,
Ever since mankind 1st begun.
I t has...

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Yesterday

Yesterday the same
as any other day
no different from today
no different from tomorrow...

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clarity

clarity

Clarity

Has the strong wind,clapped my face with a forceful blow.
The cold air making my...

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ā€˜Bulkbuyingitis’ ?

ā€˜Bulkbuyingitis’ ?

There is a lethal new virus spreading speedily around
It’s called ā€˜Bulkbuyingitis’ stocking...