Satirical

‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the kitchen
There was crap everywhere and I couldn’...

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My husband gave to me,

Twelve headache helpers,

...

Dan’s on the mezzanine

asking where the mayor lives

I’m on the dole line,

wondrin...

Over mountains of paper I toil,
wiping the sweat from my brow.
Searching for answers to the...

This life is beautiful

It is so wonderful

Though full of strife

But wonderful...

He dressed up just like Santa
he even had four elves
They walked into the toy store
...

The sun shone through a tiny crack in the ceiling,

A streak of laser beam like light,

I lay...

White,

just a color,

just a shade of spite,

a societal blur,

White is...

The Death of the American Hero Pleeease

I am so tired of the movies

The Hollywood ones...

I never saw you in a bright light
Although it was a bright day when you came around
...

Surveyor? No training;

Bricklayer? It’s raining!

A bailsman? No money;

A salesman?...

I must stop living in cyber space

The life I have putting on a face

The amount of time I am...

When Lazarus was brought back to life,

He confronted his horrified wife.

She stammered, “I...

Giving a helping hand is always the best way

Trying to cheer others up every day

For lets's...

I have insecurities too
Most of which, I've already told to you.
However, I feel as if you...

People, people, peep;
Stare, look, glare, watch, see them go.
Hideous freak show.

...

Playing the audience

The peacock struts

How daintily and deftly

He swans around...