Sonnet

I'm a chess player, you can't tell what's in my mind,
and once a knight's enough before you get in a...

Remember the song by Proclaimers, well I could write
one hundred lines like someone else we all know...

Someone saved my life - so what did you do?
They say that problems are man-made - what did 'he' do...

Molly Maid came in and cleansed house top to bottom,
you looked behind the cupboards and things go...

You don't like sex, woke, nor heaven or hell,
for godssake, lighten up, your turn, never can tell;...

In all the world I see,
Lonely people like me.
In all the world I hear,
No uplift;...

'He's not here, ' my guide said to me, 'He's nowhere,'
I said: 'What do you mean?' He said: 'What...

The 'whites' spend half of their life getting brown,
we should all be the same colour, people of...

'Thou dost pen a mean line,' Will said to me one day,
I said that I try my best to get everything in...

Who am I? Why am I here?
What is the Purpose of my life, my dear?
When somebody asks me, '...

You stole my heart and now I just want it back,
once that happens, they'll be nothing that I lack;...

Would we like to return to the past like Marty McFly?
when you're there, then to the future you must...

I have no jealousy, it's pointless it seems to me,
thought I wasn't that good, someone said: better...

He hit me in the 'smalls' miss, careful playing with balls,
I don't like spag balls and not very...

The cabin had a balcony, ah - we can flick the fag ends out,
'Sorry sir, this is a no smoking ship...

Your voice entranced me from the first syllable
Reciting human history in those few words
As...

It must have been love, but it's over now,
it must have been good biut I lost it somehow;
no...