Sonnet

Someone said once: 'Look, here he comes - the man
of the moment,' unfortunately, such times don't...

I love animals, and this one liked me!
A little intimidating; this walking tree.
I would...

A man walked into a butcher's shop, asked for meat,
he pointed to some produce on an overhead shelf...

So Branson finally got a shot off into space,
get ready folks, get belted for the Star Trek Skylark...

The garden was to commemorate the sailing
of the Pilgrim Fathers to America in 1620;
they...

Max and Alan decided to take an apartment,
no cleaning turned out to be an argument,
however...

We made love in the moonlight, everything grew,
the stream gurgled as we continued anew,
...

It was a fixed rate, your heart was constant,
as we passed hanging grapes, wine and virgins,
...

The only way to gain the queen was to slay the dragon,
how many times did we draw swords out of...

'Imagine I'm in love with you, it's easy cos I know,
I've been in love with you, many, many times...

Don't forget we're the best - the chosen people,
roll the film credits, you'll see our names there...

There's always someone who wants to muscle in,
but it's like 'class,' you wouldn't know where to...

Don't touch it will break,
the fragile heart cries when hurt,
the spirit shivers when a voice...

I'll place you here, you won't know where you are,
maybe you'll be no one or perhaps will be a star...

I see you wallowing down in the pit,
Your freedom; trying your best to win!
I'll make an...

Dear Sirs, I wish to complain about Nigella,
who thinks that her boobs are as good as Monroes;...

So many years, so many tears, so many beers,
I rode off into the sunset towards eventually you,...