The salmon was flown in from Norway, it was too good for you, so they say, the towels in the...
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The house in Delhi was nearly finished, locals not too pleased with me swanning around, they...
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The sides of the tunnel brushed my shoulders, I emerged with a plop on to a grassy knoll, ...
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It's melting and releasing methane gas, will eventually heat our world unsustainably; you're...
I walked to the beach in Cape Town, the sense of freedom and light was tremendous, no more '...
What may one bequeath to thee? who fills my night with endless stars beckons the sun to warm...
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I PASSED THE NIGHT DREAMING OF HEARTACHE AND HORROR, FAMINES AND EARTHQUAKES, PESTILENCE AND WAR. I...
There was a new client who wanted a house, we'd give them what they asked, quiet as a mouse, ...
You can't grow an orange tree from a brick, Your own will; be FORCED; a free thinker! Living...
'Is your figure less than Greek, is your mouth a little weak, when you open it to speak, don'...