Speculative

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Predicament!

Predicament!

Should the morning break and evening shatter
Covid-19 is all that matters,
Far East trade is...

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Crap!!!

Crap!!!

The worlds gone crazy
Everybody’s went mad
Pushing and queuing for loo rolls
Oh my...

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Apocalypse

Apocalypse

Tell them of the apocalypse,
That spread across the earth,
Tell them it is the worst one yet...

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Retail Guru

Store Manager
Up in your office
with a fancy name badge

Teach us all you know...

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The seclusion for the over...

The seclusion for the over seventies

Those of us who are seventy years of age and over
You have been told to stay inside
in the...

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Out with the old and in...

Out with the old and in with the new

We’ve picked the wallpaper to put on our fireplace wall
Theres an archway in our living room and...

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Living on a prayer ?

Living on a prayer ?

We had years of bla bla Brexit bla bla bla
but now it’s Coronavirus from afar
Harrasing our...

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Our Escapism

Our Escapism

Aww I’m just looking at those daffodils they are blowing in the breeze
In clusters of clumps...

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Bitter and Twisted

Bitter and Twisted

This growing epidemic needs to be resisted
A viral infection that is bitter and twisted
...

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Billy and Bess?❤️

My Granddaughter’s new pride and joy

Billy and Bess?❤️

Billy’s Bess is docile as she follows him around
He is quite excitable tho she doesn’t make much...

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“Eye-spy with my little eye”

“Eye-spy with my little eye”

“Eye-spy with my little eye something beginning with B”
So they all looked around and about...

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Corvid-19: 2020

Song

Corvid-19: 2020

On a Friday night I used to go out with my family
Friday was the best day of the week for me...

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Night Ride

a prayer

To the Railway Master
In the Control Box,
You're the Boss

Please keep our train...

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The Fisherman

The Fisherman

Casting his rod with bait on the hook
He sits on the riverside in a shadey nook
Turning the...

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Oh how I miss you ?

Oh how I miss you ?

Alone in the darkness I think of you
lying wide awake and feeling so blue
why you went away...

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A Mother’s love ?

A Mother’s love ?

A Mother’s love is powerful, an unbreakable force
You wonder why an earth this is so
Well...

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She felt so alive

She felt so alive

She strolled along the silky sand
as she picked up a seashell in her hand
but when she held...