Alcohol

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BUD WEISER AND STELLA ARTOIS

BUD WEISER AND STELLA ARTOIS

Bud Weiser and Stella Artois went for a drink
It's not as crazy as some might think
Both on...

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TOO MUCH SHERRY

TOO MUCH SHERRY

This little poem is of Terry Derry
At Christmas time he had a glass of sherry
One glass of...

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RUM AND SLEEP

RUM AND SLEEP

Lights out it's time to go to bed
Time I was resting my sleepy head
I should by rights sleep...

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Slipstream

Slipstream

Effortlessly
Fluently
Ably
Adeptly

Welcoming
Inviting
...

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AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

An alien landed in my city from outerspace
He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face...

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LIQUID COURAGE

LIQUID COURAGE

Intoxication...inebriation...belligerence with dedication. Self destruction, devastation; Liquid Courage:...

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YELLOW BRICK ROAD

YELLOW BRICK ROAD

Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Continue treading this widened path and you...

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Why !!!!

Why !!!!

Writing this little poem,to vent
because you see the man who says
He never lies says he loves...

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Edinburgh gin ?

Edinburgh gin ?

I’m not really a drinker
But have you tried that rhubarb gin
‘Crikey moses’ its rather...

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Think

Trees are glistning in tinsel
the bells are ringing out
Advent calendars are opening
...

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A Bottle

I can't count the times I waited by the door,
I can't count the times I heard you say I promise....

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BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM...

BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM HELL)

Too much alcohol from the night before
My head is still spinning that's for sure
I looked...

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coping was never my strong...

The bottle
is where I carry my anger.
I swig from it like it hurt me,
and it did....

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ENGLISH BEER

ENGLISH BEER

Give it a go and give it a try
I know you will like it I'm not gonna lie
Try it on Tuesday I...

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DARK PRINTED SPACE

time is frozen in the cold
drifting dark on the moor
ghostly wet this heart I grew
...

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Over the limit

Over the limit

Endlessly, effortlessly drinking her wine
Critically missing the crossroad...

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Oblivion in Recession

Oblivion in Recession

The legs started going,
Kept awake with water,
Breathing,
Arrogantly telling myself...