Bitter taste Emerald shroud Internal ignorance Turned up loud
Enjoyed on its...
Upon the hour the bell from the town clock began to sound it’s loudly ring across the city and the sky...
I’m trying so hard to show that your digs don’t make me feel like a hole with nothing planted in yet in...
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last of my fake food rants for today
Fake Beer
Nowadays When you order a beer...
Bud Weiser and Stella Artois went for a drink It's not as crazy as some might think Both on...
This little poem is of Terry Derry At Christmas time he had a glass of sherry One glass of...
Lights out it's time to go to bed Time I was resting my sleepy head I should by rights sleep...
Effortlessly Fluently Ably Adeptly Welcoming Inviting ...
An alien landed in my city from outerspace He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face...
Intoxication...inebriation...belligerence with dedication. Self destruction, devastation; Liquid Courage:...
Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Continue treading this widened path and you...
Writing this little poem,to vent because you see the man who says He never lies says he loves...
I’m not really a drinker But have you tried that rhubarb gin ‘Crikey moses’ its rather...
Trees are glistning in tinsel the bells are ringing out Advent calendars are opening ...
I can't count the times I waited by the door, I can't count the times I heard you say I promise....
Too much alcohol from the night before My head is still spinning that's for sure I looked...
The bottle is where I carry my anger. I swig from it like it hurt me, and it did....