Bud Weiser and Stella Artois went for a drink It's not as crazy as some might think Both on...
This little poem is of Terry Derry At Christmas time he had a glass of sherry One glass of...
Lights out it's time to go to bed Time I was resting my sleepy head I should by rights sleep...
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Effortlessly Fluently Ably Adeptly Welcoming Inviting ...
An alien landed in my city from outerspace He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face...
Intoxication...inebriation...belligerence with dedication. Self destruction, devastation; Liquid Courage:...
Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Continue treading this widened path and you...
Writing this little poem,to vent because you see the man who says He never lies says he loves...
I’m not really a drinker But have you tried that rhubarb gin ‘Crikey moses’ its rather...
Trees are glistning in tinsel the bells are ringing out Advent calendars are opening ...
I can't count the times I waited by the door, I can't count the times I heard you say I promise....
Too much alcohol from the night before My head is still spinning that's for sure I looked...
The bottle is where I carry my anger. I swig from it like it hurt me, and it did....
Give it a go and give it a try I know you will like it I'm not gonna lie Try it on Tuesday I...
time is frozen in the cold drifting dark on the moor ghostly wet this heart I grew ...
Over the limit
Endlessly, effortlessly drinking her wine Critically missing the crossroad...
The legs started going, Kept awake with water, Breathing, Arrogantly telling myself...