Amusing

Her head is always up in clouds so soft
Tho she thinks shes on the ball
That billowy nebula...

The Rules of Law and Politics are separate issues...

When a Politician insults an opposing party...

Eeh what a side-splitting shindig
That was such good blinkin’ fun last night
Well I say tho...

It’s Friday again,
How an earth can this be so
‘Heaven’s above’
I’m sure it was...

Marys little brother was more placid than herself
Infact ‘Perfect Paul was as soft as clarts...

Crash ,bang the boards went down
upon the wet and dirty ground ,
The stalls erected and we...

All aboard the everlasting train of life
Take an adventerous rollercoaster ride
Amidst sheer...

Sizzling savouries frying in my pan
A mighty, meaty morsel for any hungry man
Thick, pork...

Well I can pen about pleasure
Or I could upset one with pain
As I cunjure up from my inner-...

He’s only as soft as clarts
Sympathetically warm
He wraps her up with cotton-wool incase she...

Blinkin’ heck that’s eight today I’ve wrote
I reckon I’m on a thinking roll
Haha I feel...

I’ve seen the day when a weekly food shop was simply a mere walk in the park
You may wonder where...

He played his instrument with zest
That musical thing was thumped with zeal
His finger’s...

It’s snowing outside my window but I aint goin’ nowhere
Tis blowin’ a hooley yet I’m not gonna move...

I did what my Doctor told me
I took her wise advice
The medicine she gave me was really very...

Fudge wouldn’t budge
She was as stubborn as a mule
The thought of stepping out in that rain...

600 ditties
Goodness me fancy that
Tho time has passed fast
Creating verses whilst I’...