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They said he was a patzer, chess for below you,
if you're nice, you'll treat everyone equally, the...

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck,
swims like a duck, then it probably is a duck;
if...

Mass murders, school shootings, serial killers, hate crimes, drug overdoses and suicidal deaths among more...

The dippy chook doesn't cluck like other chicks do
Confused the poor farmer with its bark like moo...

Dear sir/madam, I write to you today,
To express concerns in my own way.
These trying...

I'm in a bad way and a very upsetting state
I guess you could say I have a lot on my plate
...

Questions to ask of the trench coated man
First of all how did he get that fake tan ?...

Many people ask and some people reply
Were you afraid that it was your turn to die
The...

When God made man,
She was only experimenting.

A word of warning to those people outside
Be on your guard should you stroll or stride...

Racist abuse makes my skin crawl
Shouldn't matter who kicks the ball
Everyone tried their...

They said that I was very good, did I believe?
'Oh what a wicked web we weave, when we practise...

Spirit
Surround and enfold
Beguile and cajole
Sojourn and travail
Can much be...

The year 1952 in the heart of London's East End
To the home of Mrs Morris the law did attend...

laying on my bed and thinking,
what have I done with my life,
a mother of 3 beautiful...

You wanna know how to tell if you love someone?
I know how to tell.
The way you can tell if...

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the vainest of them all?
And there was no long pregnant...