Cheating

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A Long Pretence

A Long Pretence

After all this time,
it has
only just dawned
on me
I...

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THINKING OF YOU

My heart was beating
My mind was fully aware
My body felt, my minded recorded
But...

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FOUND IN THE ATTIC

FOUND IN THE ATTIC

There was a complaint from a devolved nation,
a faded cricket bat from someone called Ranganathan,...

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Final Curtain

Final Curtain

With a tongue like leather
She gave his face a pink blush
Made no fuss when he turned to...

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The Garden Shed

The Garden Shed

Every morning I left for work at the bottom of the garden,
no one knew, as time elapsed my resolve...

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Sugar Daddy

Sadly, this is a true story about a man who I met.

It was hard for her husband and child to believe what she had done.
She ran off with a sugar daddy...

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Magnificently Flawed

if only we could centre these little scribbles ..

Magnificently Flawed

Although
at first, she seemed
beautiful yet small, like some...

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Wreckless

Digging deep into the earths many layers
A grave dug up to find your remains
Though the fog...

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Where You Stand

Where You Stand

I'm here at this point and
you'll finally see,
the pain that you caused me
It's yours...

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You're Not The Father!

You last made love to your wife two years ago and you and she have a ten month old baby.
When I say...

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Broken Wedding Vows

Even though this poem isn't about me, it's based on a...

I'd like to forgive you but there is no way that I can.
We've only been married for three months and...

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Painting In A Museum

Painting In A Museum

Painting In A Museum
Breaking your heart trying to repair my own
just know I apologize for...

Poem -

boys

a generation of insecure women

boys

and i have to ask why this generation of women are so insecure?
maybe it’s because this generation...

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Pretty fair maiden πŸ’•

Pretty fair maiden πŸ’•

Pretty fair maiden πŸ’•

Oh fair pretty Maiden amidst yon countryside

I beg of thee, will...

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Clara lost her marbles 🀣

Clara lost her marbles 🀣

Clumsy Clara lost her marbles as she dropped them on the floor

Claras marbles, round and colourful...

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Husband feebly tried to...

appetite appeasing verboten fruit

Husband feebly tried to smite (figuratively)...

Preface preceding promiscuous philandering peccadillos
undermining energy and time not spent with...

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Watch your back

Watch your back

Sly as the fox,
Silent as an owl,
Strong as a grizzly,
Swift like the cheetah,
...